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[anti_altruisms]

It has been brought to my attention that some among us are concerned that the dead and undead may be a grave threat to those who reside in this city. [ He's a brat so he sure did link that article. ] Since that is the case, I thought I would propose a truly terrifying event that will strike fear in the hearts of all who live here.

[ INSERT DRAMATIC PAUSE HERE ]

A potluck.

[ A potluck, Archer?? ]

For those of you unfamiliar with the custom, it involves bringing your own favorite dish to a gathering and everyone sampling the food provided.

If you are dead, undead, or of supernatural origins, and would be interested in such a thing, let me know, and I'll be more than happy to organize it.

[ And with that, he cuts the feed. ]

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[battlefrenzy]

A potluck.

[What the heck, Archer.]

[anti_altruisms]

Did I stutter, Lancer?

[ Yes, a potluck. ]

[battlefrenzy]

It just sounded so ridiculous I had to confirm.

[Why a potluck of all things, Lancer will never understand. Nor ask.]

I guess I'd come to one if it happened.

[anti_altruisms]

Sometimes, ridiculous accusations require a ridiculous response.

[ He's just saying. ]

Would you?

[battlefrenzy]

I didn't even want to read the whole thing through, so yeah, I get it.

[But he did read it. And he regrets it.]

Yeah. I've started to get a taste for food again, so might as well.

[anti_altruisms]

[ There are many regrettable things on that post, yep. ]

Then I'll expect you.

Try to make something good.

[battlefrenzy]

[Make...]

Will you accept something bought if I fail to make something?

[anti_altruisms]

If it's poor quality, no.

[battlefrenzy]

I'll make sure Rin acts as a taste tester to see that it's good quality.

[anti_altruisms]

A wise decision.

She'll definitely tell you if it isn't high quality.