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[anti_altruisms]

It has been brought to my attention that some among us are concerned that the dead and undead may be a grave threat to those who reside in this city. [ He's a brat so he sure did link that article. ] Since that is the case, I thought I would propose a truly terrifying event that will strike fear in the hearts of all who live here.

[ INSERT DRAMATIC PAUSE HERE ]

A potluck.

[ A potluck, Archer?? ]

For those of you unfamiliar with the custom, it involves bringing your own favorite dish to a gathering and everyone sampling the food provided.

If you are dead, undead, or of supernatural origins, and would be interested in such a thing, let me know, and I'll be more than happy to organize it.

[ And with that, he cuts the feed. ]

Comments

[resenting]

An undead potluck.

[What a terrible idea. Like, it's seriously the worst idea he's heard in weeks.]

[It's hillarious and he loves it.]

Well, I think I'm still alive but I'd b happy to cook for it.

[anti_altruisms]

[ Thank you, he'll be here all week. ]

Would you? What kind of food do you make?

[resenting]

I do a lot of traveling, so I tend to make simple things that don't need a ton of equipment, but I guess I've become pretty flexible.

If nothing else I know my way around a grill by now.

[anti_altruisms]

If you'd like to bring something, it's fine.

Just think of something creative.