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[anti_altruisms]

It has been brought to my attention that some among us are concerned that the dead and undead may be a grave threat to those who reside in this city. [ He's a brat so he sure did link that article. ] Since that is the case, I thought I would propose a truly terrifying event that will strike fear in the hearts of all who live here.

[ INSERT DRAMATIC PAUSE HERE ]

A potluck.

[ A potluck, Archer?? ]

For those of you unfamiliar with the custom, it involves bringing your own favorite dish to a gathering and everyone sampling the food provided.

If you are dead, undead, or of supernatural origins, and would be interested in such a thing, let me know, and I'll be more than happy to organize it.

[ And with that, he cuts the feed. ]

Comments

[anti_altruisms]

[ Aziraphale for cutest angel ever. ]

I would prefer if people made something, naturally, but I do understand not everyone has an expertise in cooking.

[ He'll accept store-bought stuff but only if it's High Quality, okay. ]

Are you possessing someone now, or do you have your own corporeal form?

[ There is a distinction, and he is aware of the difference! ]

[gaveitaway]

Well, I'm sure I could find a very simple recipe to follow. A dessert dish, perhaps?

[Something with apples might be on-theme... Or at least thematically appropriate for him and Crowley.]

Oh, no, this is my own form. While possessing someone was an interesting experience, it was also entirely necessary. I wouldn't much like doing it again unless it was my only option.

[anti_altruisms]

That would be fine.

[ They will be needing desserts...! ]

Yes, I can see how that would be troublesome. [ He wouldn't much like the idea of possessing someone himself, even if it was necessary. ] My spirit and my body are one and the same so I can't imagine it would be enjoyable to downsize, so to speak.

[ When you're 6'1" and made of muscle just about everything would be downsizing. ]