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[anti_altruisms]

It has been brought to my attention that some among us are concerned that the dead and undead may be a grave threat to those who reside in this city. [ He's a brat so he sure did link that article. ] Since that is the case, I thought I would propose a truly terrifying event that will strike fear in the hearts of all who live here.

[ INSERT DRAMATIC PAUSE HERE ]

A potluck.

[ A potluck, Archer?? ]

For those of you unfamiliar with the custom, it involves bringing your own favorite dish to a gathering and everyone sampling the food provided.

If you are dead, undead, or of supernatural origins, and would be interested in such a thing, let me know, and I'll be more than happy to organize it.

[ And with that, he cuts the feed. ]

Comments

[killful]

Me, me! I'm dead!

[You know, like Archer doesn't know.

Well, he doesn't. But Yan Qing doesn't know that.]

Dead and hungry. Well, our kind doesn't feel that sorta thing, but I like food...

[anti_altruisms]

[ He doesn't know, nor has he ever seen Yan Qing's face since (checks notes) the only time they met, Yan Qing was disguised as Ishtar.

Nevermind that, though, right? ]

Are you from Chaldea, the Moon Cell, or another Grail War?

[ He said "our kind" so he's assuming this is another Servant. ]

[killful]

Chaldea. You don't gotta tell me where you're from. I respect that. But also, it kiiiinda doesn't matter to me?

[Fighting other Servants isn't a huge priority at the moment, and it's not like they're close. He just eats his food.]

Now I know Assassins put most Servants on edge, but I ain't here to fight. I just wanna have a good time. You'll let me have a good time, right?

[anti_altruisms]

It's a useful point of reference.

[ It's more for his own knowledge than anything. ]

Why would I stop you?

[ They're in furry sex land, of all places. There doesn't seem to be much of a point to any of them being here besides...taking advantage of that, as it were. ]

[killful]

I dunno. Maybe you're secretly a priest who hates that happy shit.

[Hitting both those questions in one, sort of.]

[anti_altruisms]

[ The flattest possible answer/expression of all time right here: ]

I'm not religious.

[ Comparing him to some shitty priest, smh. ]

I don't have a reason to care about what you do here.