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[anti_altruisms]

It has been brought to my attention that some among us are concerned that the dead and undead may be a grave threat to those who reside in this city. [ He's a brat so he sure did link that article. ] Since that is the case, I thought I would propose a truly terrifying event that will strike fear in the hearts of all who live here.

[ INSERT DRAMATIC PAUSE HERE ]

A potluck.

[ A potluck, Archer?? ]

For those of you unfamiliar with the custom, it involves bringing your own favorite dish to a gathering and everyone sampling the food provided.

If you are dead, undead, or of supernatural origins, and would be interested in such a thing, let me know, and I'll be more than happy to organize it.

[ And with that, he cuts the feed. ]

Comments

[anti_altruisms]

It's a useful point of reference.

[ It's more for his own knowledge than anything. ]

Why would I stop you?

[ They're in furry sex land, of all places. There doesn't seem to be much of a point to any of them being here besides...taking advantage of that, as it were. ]

[killful]

I dunno. Maybe you're secretly a priest who hates that happy shit.

[Hitting both those questions in one, sort of.]

[anti_altruisms]

[ The flattest possible answer/expression of all time right here: ]

I'm not religious.

[ Comparing him to some shitty priest, smh. ]

I don't have a reason to care about what you do here.