I have to help Germany corral Europe, America. I am too old to divert my attention there and to ordering you around. You don't have to take advice, but I find that sometimes it's at least wise to consider where it's coming from.

[ Sometimes France has good advice. Sometimes it even comes from a good place. Sometimes he's just a stubborn asshole, too. At least he's in good company.

Corraling Europe meant dealing with Germany and Italy's romantic issues and occasionally doing the deed with Austria. Oh, and Rome? Rome's here somehow and HE'S NOT SURE HOW HE FEELS ABOUT THAT?

And now he has to explain that he's a country to all the people he knew in a different place that refer to him as Francis from France but that's fine. It's okay. Honestly, he's not mad, but he's a little tired ]

I mean, you do plenty of ordering around back home, don't you? Even when it's not asked for...