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[unhappy]

Everyone ignores and forgets him most of the year, but today is Chihiro Mayuzumi's birthday.



He will be 20 this year. Make him go through whatever birthday traditions you want as long as it doesn't involve anything I will have to shoot you for.

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text; un: shadowplayer

[overcloaked]

[ Look, Mayuzumi's happy that she cares and remembered his birthday, he really is. And sure he might like people to pay more attention to him sometimes; it can get annoying when he goes unnoticed when he doesn't want to be.

But isn't this some kind of birthday bullying?? This is totally bullying! ]

I didn't know painting a target on my back was some kind of birthday tradition.

[ If she's in the apartment she can probably hear his flustered sputtering from the other room.

He doesn't even know what to say about that picture... ]

text, un: redemperor

[glorifies]

Happy birthday, Mayuzumi-san.

[ Attached is a picture of Ringo-tan, somehow with red eyes than blue, doing a hearts hands pose. It's Akashi. He's wearing Ringo-tan cosplay. ]

[unhappy]

[ he can definitely hear her barely-stifled snort laugh from the other room.

this is definitely bullying. emerald is a bully. she's having fun. In fact, she adds another stupid clipart: ]



i don't have a picture of your back sorry

[unhappy]

omg

un: CFHS

[nonehorse]

I'll be honest, I don't know the victim in question. But birthdays are important no matter who you are, and so I'll pass on my good wishes as well as a picture! I hope he enjoys birds! If not...Then I'll have to make it up to him via baked goods from Caihong. Either way, I hope it's a fantastic day!

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[unhappy]

did you just send my boyfriend a picture of your cock for his bday

[ she's actually laughing so hard at this ]

un: yatagarasu

[kayssistant]

Happy birthday, Mayuzumi! I don't know him but I hope he has a great day today! Maybe we'll run into each other in this crazy city.

[nonehorse]

[GODDAMN IT THE COCK JOKES ALWAYS THROW HIM FOR A LOOP EVEN NOW, THIS IS UNFAIR.]

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Hm. It makes it worse when I say that it's actually a stranger's cock, doesn't it! And I have a large array of nice pictures of strangers' cocks, all to send out to people to try and make them smile...But then, if you give it to him then it's not like I'll be stealing your boyfriend so it all evens out! :P

[unhappy]

Way worse LOL
it sounds like you're a real cock connoisseur

yeah i think he'll appreciate it

[unhappy]

you might've already more than once
he's one of those guys you don't really notice walking down the street

[kayssistant]

Well, at least now I know I should look out for him. I don't have any weird birthday traditions, so you don't have to worry about that.

[unhappy]

It's said if you're able to sneak up on him and tug the hair at the back of his neck, it'll grant you luck for 3 months.

[ She's 100% making that up. ]

[kayssistant]

[Even if she is, it can't hurt to try.]

Really? Cool, it's like he has a superpower!

[unhappy]

Superpowers and legends, the whole nine yards. He's like a ghost or a phantom, but alive.

[ why does he even date her ]

[kayssistant]

[In Kay's opinion, she sees nothing wrong with this.]

A living ghost? Are you saying being undead is his superpower???

[unhappy]

No. He's really normal human, so don't do anything he can't handle. Only I'm allowed to be mean to him. :)

[kayssistant]

Don't worry, I'm not gonna be mean to him. But are you gonna let me pull his hair for luck?

[unhappy]

Oh yeah. Hair-pulling is totally approved.

[kayssistant]

Great! In a crazy place like this, I'll need all the luck I can get.

text; un: shadowplayer

[overcloaked]

[ It takes a minute for Mayuzumi to process what he's seeing, because this image is a whole different kind of brain breaking from the one Emerald posted. He doesn't need to think twice to save this picture on his comm device for later, though, because he definitely needs some kind of evidence for later that this actually happened and wasn't just a product of his imagination.

Really, Akashi wouldn't be Akashi if he wasn't going over the top, but Mayuzumi can't say he minds in this particular case; in fact it seems once again like he's actually pretty damned blessed to be together with people who go out of their way for him like this.

...Well okay, maybe he minds that Akashi's wearing this cosplay when the guy isn't in the same room with him. That he minds a lot, but it's something that can be fixed. ]

Not that I don't appreciate it, but isn't this the kind of present you should be giving me in person?

[glorifies]

You were still asleep when I was ready. I didn't want to wake you up.

[ It's a legit excuse, ok? ]

Would you like us to meet now, Master?