[ titus immediately signs zen's username up for like 30 different spammy text chains featuring well-meaning but inane several-times-daily affirmations, volunteer opportunity alerts for singing to plants in the community gardens / telling jokes to statues / flossing and brushing the teeth of prismals whose moonblessings have left them temporarily without opposable thumbs / etc., and a beta version of a swiffy bot tracker that sends out updated coordinates for each one of the hundreds of cleaner bots that roam greatmoon groves once every hour, on the hour. ]
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[ titus immediately signs zen's username up for like 30 different spammy text chains featuring well-meaning but inane several-times-daily affirmations, volunteer opportunity alerts for singing to plants in the community gardens / telling jokes to statues / flossing and brushing the teeth of prismals whose moonblessings have left them temporarily without opposable thumbs / etc., and a beta version of a swiffy bot tracker that sends out updated coordinates for each one of the hundreds of cleaner bots that roam greatmoon groves once every hour, on the hour. ]