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[noenvy]

There is a bit of a matter that I would like to ask the public to help clarify. It's in regards to Jiang Cheng, er, Sect Leader Jiang. Or, maybe Jiang Wanyin. Whichever you might know him by.

If you don't know him, just remember that he is usually angry, only knows how to shout at people and is generally stubborn.

Now, with that in mind, does he resemble this cat?



A yes or a no is all I need. You see, he insists he does not, but I? I know better. Let's settle this disagreement with your dear opinions.

Comments

[inheritedpain]

[ What do you want from him, he’s an idiot ]

you!!

so you’re lying about your name on here again???

learn your lesson for once!!

[noenvy]

I am not lying!

I am indeed the wife of Lan Wangji!

[inheritedpain]

[ His face blazes so hot it could set the curtains on fire ]

that’s

you

so zizhen was right!!!

[noenvy]

Huh? Who was right? About what?

[inheritedpain]

ouyang zizhen!!

he said you were

that

you know!!!

but i thought you’d have more shame about it!!!!

[noenvy]

Why should I be ashamed about my marrage!?

[inheritedpain]

how are you his wife???

you’re just as much a man as he is!!

[noenvy]

I married him and live at Cloud Recesses? I'm OK being the wife. Would you rather I say husband? It doesnt really matter either way.

[inheritedpain]

you—

wait, seriously?

you’re like this back home, too??

i thought it was just here!!

[noenvy]

No! You think I married him in two weeks? You think he would marry someone that quickly? Of course we are married back home! For a while now.

1/2

[inheritedpain]

[ There isn’t a reply for a while because Jin Ling has to go sit down for a bit and reconsider everything he knows about life ]

[inheritedpain]

[ Later: ]

i don’t get it!

how would they let you??

i mean you, fine, it’s not like you’re an heir

but isn’t hanguang-jun technically zewu-jun’s heir???

Not here

[sizhui]

[ Sizhui, knowing full well that Senior Wei can answer for himself, but just quietly to himself: They eloped. ]

[noenvy]

Who said we asked anyone? We did our bows and ran off for three months untill his uncle asked us to come back.

We didn't even tell anyone, only Sizhui knew.

But, it was over due, how could we not once everything was known?

[inheritedpain]

[ gods this is so— ]

you’re so embarrassing!!!

of course only you two would be able to get away with something like this!

[noenvy]

How is it embaressing? We love each other very much so it's only natural.

Anyway, traveling was nice, we helped people who otherwise wouldn't get it and got to avoid the cultivation world for a while.

Lan Zhan does what he wants, this is a thing people dont realize. You all get fooled by his outward appearance.

[not here either]

[resurging]

[ this whole thread is EMBARRASSING ]