You’re a wonderful role model. You have a foul mouth and a worse attitude, but you look out for others even when it doesn’t seem like you care. That’s the impression I’ve gotten from you, so if I’m wrong, you’d better start working on it now.

[ there are many things he could improve… but that’s neither here nor there. ]

Would you hate it terribly if I told you a little about him? I’ve never been able to… rhapsodize. All our friends loathe him.