Jin “I’m not tsundere, you're tsundere!!” Ling (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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prismatica2020-03-13 06:30 am
inheritedpain) wrote in prismatica2020-03-13 06:30 am
001. Video. Hi Ghosts, it’s me, ya boi
[ Hi Prisma, have a frowning seventeen year old with way too much gold in his hair show up on your feed.
Now, Jin Ling has never bothered to introduce himself on the network. At first because the tech was completely foreign to him and then because it seemed like a hassle and let’s be real the boy has no manners.
But he’s on a Quest, now, so he’ll deign to speak to the common folk, for once.
.. ... ... it’s not like he’s desperate, or anything. ]
Alright, listen. I’m looking for a ghost. Any ghost. Or general undead, if we have to be picky, here. So if you or someone you know fits this description then you better tell me!! I’m going to help you get rid of some of your resentful energy!!
[ Jin Ling seems to think everything he just said is totally reasonable and makes sense. So he doesn’t even bother to explain before moving on. ]
If you aren’t a ghost but you’re in trouble you can tell me, too!! I need to help someone so that I— Look, it’s not important!! So don’t ask questions just let me help already!!
I’m good at helping, especially if it involves swords, archery, or dogs.
[ A pause, a deeper frown: ]
How do I turn this off any—-
Now, Jin Ling has never bothered to introduce himself on the network. At first because the tech was completely foreign to him and then because it seemed like a hassle and let’s be real the boy has no manners.
But he’s on a Quest, now, so he’ll deign to speak to the common folk, for once.
.. ... ... it’s not like he’s desperate, or anything. ]
Alright, listen. I’m looking for a ghost. Any ghost. Or general undead, if we have to be picky, here. So if you or someone you know fits this description then you better tell me!! I’m going to help you get rid of some of your resentful energy!!
[ Jin Ling seems to think everything he just said is totally reasonable and makes sense. So he doesn’t even bother to explain before moving on. ]
If you aren’t a ghost but you’re in trouble you can tell me, too!! I need to help someone so that I— Look, it’s not important!! So don’t ask questions just let me help already!!
I’m good at helping, especially if it involves swords, archery, or dogs.
[ A pause, a deeper frown: ]
How do I turn this off any—-
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But most ghosts want to move on to their next life, they just can't. So my first duty is to help them solve whatever it was that has them staying as a ghost in the first place.
And if there are ghosts here and they can talk to me then they can say if they would rather be a ghost or not!
It doesn't seem like there are any that are killing a lot of people or something, so it's probably fine.
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...sounds like a really dumb job.
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probably because he does things like antagonize seven year olds when they mock him ]
What! How is it dumb!!
Protecting people isn't dumb! Helping them isn't dumb!
Whatever, you don't know anything!