[Audio] The pursuit of solid information, UN: IdoruMagiGirl

[lonenowa]

[A woman with pale-tan skin sits in front of a studio microphone, suitable for concise and clear podcasting. She had lengthy midnight blue hair styled in such an eyecatching fashion as tufts of hair is tied into two long ponytails and hang from her hair from the side. They're long enough to stretch down to her hips. Her features were creamy and smooth, and she has a sloping curve to the anatomy of her nose—average ears, thick eyelashes, and a hanging tufts that shyly draw near her temple. One single tuft of hair reaches down near her nose just enough to look appealing. This girl was Noire, a goddess from Gamindustri.

The descriptor prior describes a cute girl, but Noire is troubled, and it shows in her expression! Her lips bundled into a near pout while angling to frown. She clenches a fist to her torso, using the gesture to steel herself mentally.]

" Here goes nothing. I don't want to give away my name to just anyone online, so t-this will have to do. No matter how embarrassing it might be. "

[She sits upon a modest swivel chair facing a rather pristine laptop, purchased from one of the markets in Lunatia. The girl clears her throats with a healthy swallow of saliva. It was enough to heft the midsection of her neck's girth, even. A soft, yet calloused finger reaches for a switch settled upon the microphone-- only for her to pause briefly.]

" Alright, Noire. You'll be fine. Just go for the money! No one will know it's you if you play your cards right. "

[With a little push, the switch tucks into its designated pocket with a bright green light signifying that the microphone is on.]


" Hi!~ Magical Idol Norina is making her debut! ", [Her voice suddenly picks up with a sing-song pitch.]

" So, um, I'm like new to Lunatia? I'm still trying to catch up on all the bits and pieces of how things work here! From Chroma to the currency to moonlacing and all of that goody-wuddy stuff! "

[Noire begins sweating a bit. Her heart goes on a rapid staccato, but she's trying her best to save face.]

" Norina's tried oh-so-hard to learn more, but today probably isn't the best day for that! It is April Fools after all, and there's just no way I can take everything said at word of mouth! For example, one person told me that one of the favored ways of recovering Chroma is to engage in varied forms of intimacy? How embarrassing, right?~ As if something like that could help one regain the energy you call Chroma!~ Hahaha!~ "

[Noire giggles in a distinctly childlike manner, even beginning to posture into it with a dimple-tightened smile. For someone who seemed to protest so hard, she sure looks happy about it.]

" I would love-doki-love-love you very much if any of you could give her more information on how Chroma works! And I promise that I'll do whatever it takes to repay you! Teehee!~ "

[Noire finds that her body feels weightless right now. Like butterflies swelling inside of her belly, mostly. Her shoulders stiffen and arc upright, tightening in place as she seems to hyperventilate softly.

These questions direct towards you, player. Try not to bash her too hard.]