[Which doesn't exist, of course, but Sougo is just using his experience with policing language to poke some fun.]
don't do that. black and white will make the red dots stand out and make dickbutt-san self-conscious about his sores
hmm i'm not sure about his name, but i saw he was in the middle of vandalizing something before i chased him off. it said something like "hijiga--" or whatever. maybe it's part of his name. or at least his terrorist name. be on the lookout
[He can't rat out Hijikata right now. That would look too suspicious. Better to act innocent to increase the chances of siccing someone on Hijikata for real.]
a sword? so you do swordplay and stuff? sounds like you're vanilla & boring to me if you haven't even tried leashes tho
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[Which doesn't exist, of course, but Sougo is just using his experience with policing language to poke some fun.]
don't do that. black and white will make the red dots stand out and make dickbutt-san self-conscious about his sores
hmm i'm not sure about his name, but i saw he was in the middle of vandalizing something before i chased him off. it said something like "hijiga--" or whatever. maybe it's part of his name. or at least his terrorist name. be on the lookout
[He can't rat out Hijikata right now. That would look too suspicious. Better to act innocent to increase the chances of siccing someone on Hijikata for real.]
a sword? so you do swordplay and stuff? sounds like you're vanilla & boring to me if you haven't even tried leashes tho