video; backdated to april 1st

[grylls]

[ Are you ready for Riou's next instructional video? Here he is, apparently in the forest, taking up most of the camera view so you can really only see some trees on the side. ]

Today, we'll talk about field dressing a deer.

[ You know, after you hunt an animal and prepare it so that the meat doesn't spoil. Except, it's April 1st and Riou is doing his best. So he turns the camera...

...Onto a deer dressed in camo.

He will not be explaining how he managed to get that sweater on that deer. ]

That is how you field dress a deer.

[ That's it. The video ends. Happy April Fool's Day. ]

Comments

text | j.valentine

[torsion]

Not a bad joke.
Maybe I should do a real tutorial on it, though...

[grylls]

I can show you that as well, but I thought not everyone would appreciate it.

[ Since it's, you know, kind of gorey. ]

[torsion]

Generally when someone says "I should do a tutorial" it means they know how themselves. I can offer critique, but it's not something I'd need to learn from you.

[ Gory is subjective. Their fault if they watch a video that starts off talking about field dressing, after all... ]

[grylls]

I was simply stating I was capable too.

[torsion]

Didn't say you weren't.

[grylls]

I misunderstood. I thought you were correcting me. Sorry.
If you do it, make sure to define it right away.
Most people didn't get my joke because they don't know what field dressing is. They may be alarmed.

[torsion]

I don't like to assume things like that. :)
Ha ha, yeah.
But a lot of people don't appreciate a good joke, anyway. So you've got a leg-up on em.

You do a lot of hunting here? Or, I guess, back home?

[grylls]

Thank you.

Both. I prefer to catch and prepare my own food as much as possible.
I'm what you would call a survivalist.

[torsion]

I guess we're somewhat similar.

I don't meet a lot of people like that here.

[grylls]

There are more than I expected here.