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prismatica2020-04-06 02:16 am
grylls) wrote in prismatica2020-04-06 02:16 am
video; backdated to april 1st
[ Are you ready for Riou's next instructional video? Here he is, apparently in the forest, taking up most of the camera view so you can really only see some trees on the side. ]
Today, we'll talk about field dressing a deer.
[ You know, after you hunt an animal and prepare it so that the meat doesn't spoil. Except, it's April 1st and Riou is doing his best. So he turns the camera...
...Onto a deer dressed in camo.
He will not be explaining how he managed to get that sweater on that deer. ]
That is how you field dress a deer.
[ That's it. The video ends. Happy April Fool's Day. ]
Today, we'll talk about field dressing a deer.
[ You know, after you hunt an animal and prepare it so that the meat doesn't spoil. Except, it's April 1st and Riou is doing his best. So he turns the camera...
...Onto a deer dressed in camo.
He will not be explaining how he managed to get that sweater on that deer. ]
That is how you field dress a deer.
[ That's it. The video ends. Happy April Fool's Day. ]
video;
[ Sasara really doesn't know anything concrete about hunting BUT when it comes to puns there's not a single one he can't net. God, Riou... this is... hilarious! He'd laugh his head right off if it wasn't screwed on! ]
Field dress! That's really good! [ *wipes tear* Actually. Sasara totally leans into splitting his sides on it. He knew there was potential! ]
video;
[ He thought it was pretty good when he thought of it. He's smiling too, proud of himself. :) ]