[ Her request makes him raise an eyebrow, though. No one (except sometimes Emerald) really likes his sense of humor. Mostly because it generally involves making other people very, very uncomfortable.]
Two huntsmen are in the woods after a tough battle when one of them collapses. His buddy immediately calls for a medic. "My friend isn't breathing, I think he just died!" he shouts into the phone. "What should I do?" "Relax," the operator tells him. "I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There's silence, and then a gunshot. The guy gets back on the phone and says, "OK, now what?"
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[ Her request makes him raise an eyebrow, though. No one (except sometimes Emerald) really likes his sense of humor. Mostly because it generally involves making other people very, very uncomfortable.]
Two huntsmen are in the woods after a tough battle when one of them collapses. His buddy immediately calls for a medic. "My friend isn't breathing, I think he just died!" he shouts into the phone. "What should I do?" "Relax," the operator tells him. "I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There's silence, and then a gunshot. The guy gets back on the phone and says, "OK, now what?"