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魏无羡 | wei wuxian ([personal profile] resurging) wrote in [community profile] prismatica2020-04-10 10:27 am

text; un: weiwuxian

question: if you were, hypothetically, to trap a spirit in an inanimate object, how would you go about it?

[ this post was brought to you by: horror movie nights with the nephew! hooray! ]
consignation: (boat time)

[personal profile] consignation 2020-04-10 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
IT WAS SARCASM WHY WOULD I LET YOU SUMMON SPIRITS AND TRAP THEM WHAT THE FUCK WEI WUXIAN WE ARE CULTIVATORS WE EXORCISE THEM
EXORCISE!!!
DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A WAR CRIMINAL AGAIN
inheritedpain: (fight me)

[personal profile] inheritedpain 2020-04-10 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
[ #SUPREMEDOUBT ]

No!! You're staying here!! You can find a spirit online!

[ Just going to wrap himself around Wei Wuxian and latch on like a koala TRY TO GET RID OF HIM NOW ]
inheritedpain: (necessary hair adjustments)

[personal profile] inheritedpain 2020-04-10 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
GOOD

YOU BETTER NOT

i


what like that crazy stone fairy???
consignation: (horny grip)

[personal profile] consignation 2020-04-10 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
HOW STUPID DO YOU THINK I AM?!

[ the whip is out, the spirit of madam yu has descended upon him in full force, and⁠— jiang cheng snaps a warning strike to one side of wei wuxian, then just... fully tackles him to the ground. tries to get him in a headlock. ]

What!! Stupid!! VAPID..!! Ideas! Are you putting!! In our nephew's head!!!
consignation: (gets rid of old jc icons)

[personal profile] consignation 2020-04-10 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
WHY!!!
WHY DO YOU NEED THIS KNOWLEDGE
FOR WHAT REASON
COULD YOU POSSIBLY
WEI WUXIAN!!!
huaisang: (through another warning call)

[personal profile] huaisang 2020-04-10 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
I wasn't exactly a big target and he still got me! So his aim is better than you think.


Wei-xiong, this is so much pressure. I don't know if I can do this, I don't know.

What if you get possessed? Will Wangji-xiong break my legs?
inheritedpain: (and i'm done with you!!)

[personal profile] inheritedpain 2020-04-10 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
[ He just clings harder. ]

If you try to leave me here right now I'll-- I'll -- I'll bite you!!

[ who ever let them consume alcohol ]
consignation: (mdzs_e9_13875)

[personal profile] consignation 2020-04-10 03:38 am (UTC)(link)
YET!!!! YET!!!!!!!!!!!
WHY THE FUCK WOULD WE NEED TO EXERCISE THE SPIRITS THEY ARE GHOSTS THEY ARE DEAD THEY NEED TO MOVE ON
WHAT POSSIBLE FUCKING BENEFIT
I DON'T
WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS
WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS!!!
inheritedpain: (did you fall on your ass)

[personal profile] inheritedpain 2020-04-10 03:38 am (UTC)(link)
they don't have them here

they all become
like

those weird crystal things

there aren't ghosts like back home!! i know!! i looked!! how cand you make an artificial spirit anyway???
menaces: (smork)

[personal profile] menaces 2020-04-10 03:38 am (UTC)(link)
[ what if he looks sideways at you instead ]

you must be the delicious little nephew
menaces: (or poison dust or whatever)

[personal profile] menaces 2020-04-10 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
[ he just knows people get a lot less upset about killing animals for some reason but sure he can also work with this. ]

will you give me a kiss if i bring you something good?

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