[anonymous text] July 30

[givemewings]

SOLDIER FOR HIRE - PERSONAL PROTECTION, ASSASSINATION, MISCELLANEOUS

D EFT, ULTIMATE EXPERIENCE IN ARMED/UNARMED COMBAT
EXPERIENCE IN + INTIMATE KNOWLEDGE OF COMPLEX WEAPONRY
SEEN YEARS OF WARTIME COMBAT
PAYMENT NEGOTIABLE
ALL INFORMATION FULLY CONFIDENTIAL
INTERESTS OF THE SUBMITTING PARTY TO BE PRIORITIZED
R ESERVE THE RIGHT TO DENY ANY REQUEST

INQUIRE BELOW TO ARRANGE A PRIVATE MEETING OR CORRESPONDENCE

001 | ( VIDEO. ) | JULY 30th

[pubertytwice]

_{[ The feed clicks on and shows a kid appearing no older than 13 seated back in a chair, curled knuckles against his face. His eyes look tired and expression rather thin. He's wearing a uniform of some sort, though pieces of it look tattered or stained. One of his legs bounces in his seat (aren't his shorts cute?) but after a moment of mulling over what to say, he leans forward, hands folding together neatly. ]}

I already lack faith in gathering information from anyone here, and yet, here I am with inquiries. Serious responses only.

_{[ What could this boy possibly be asking for?? Where is the best place to get ice cream? Hardly so. ]}

Has anyone has ever even attempted hacking into any confidential files that could be in the government's system that operates here? Alternatively, if anyone has ever attempted to assassinate the Queen?

_{[ Oh.. what.. ]}

If not, is there any place on this goddamn planet that serves coffee? Decent coffee. Every place here is a shit hole.

_{[ That's it. No thanks for your time or anything. ]}