video;

[sky_blue]

Hey, uh...

[A face fills the screen! Or rather an eye. Then there's a zoom-out, a head crowned with unruly, pulled back hair, some broad shoulders and-

And there's another zoom-in. Then a correction.]

Man, never thought I'd be on TV. This has gotta be like being on TV!

[A broad grin, a wound of white teeth against tanned skin.]

Wait, live? Uh, yeah! Okay, so!
I kind of wanted to know behind getting asked to go places to fix stuff every now and again, what do you guys do for... fun here? It's kind of...

[The camera's moving, up and down. One-armed squats. Yep.]

...dull.

Let me know, okay?
Man, I hope this works. I'm gonna lose my mind-

[Click.]

un: undyingsoul | text, forward-dated to during charity thing

[necroyalty]

Well, that was certainly an ordeal if I've ever seen one.

The twelfth month is upon us, and while I'm aware that many of you have your own customs that you may choose to observe at this time, I'd like to check to see if any of you would be interested if I were to share one of my own - and, perhaps, incorporate any of the myriad traditions of those here who wish to revel with me.

For it was deep into the twelfth month long ago when an evil god descended upon my world and sought to destroy all of order and creation, only to be beaten back and sealed away. And thus, every year we commemorate this victory by purging the chaos deep within ourselves to begin the next year anew.

The Feast of Misrule isn't a personal favorite of mine, but my brother and daughters have all loved it ever since they were children. And I thought the same could be said for some of you here.

If you're interested, it involves playing all sorts of practical japes on those who wish to celebrate, as well as spectator combat for those of a rowdier disposition. Making yourself sick with food and even sicker with drink isn't demanded, but it is highly encouraged, as well as whatever mischief and depravity you can come up with. I could go on for ages about the minutiae of the traditions, but I'd rather answer specifics as they are questioned.

If you're willing to help organize such a beautiful disaster, I'd also love to hear from you.