text | un: fantasma

[teaserving]

hey you all had your turn with question asking and advice shit welll guess what its my turn ive paid my dues or whatever

the moon goons in white coats dont know how to answer this so here's a question for you if you're daead at home but you got revived on the fuckin moon what do you think happens when abruptly you get sent back huh what then
are we fucked
am i going back to wine heaven
or doiwake up with dirt in my mouth fuck you giorno

Video (Backdated to the 18th)

[punchingbagman]

[The video starts out zoomed in on a single, brown eye, as the owner of the phone speaks in a thick, country accent.]

Would you look at that, Giet? It's like somethin' right outta the ruins of Terises...or maybe even the bottom 'f the Legacy. Too bad Bubbles ain't here, huh?

[The eye moves to show a glimpse of a jeweled eyepatch and red hair as the speaker turns to look at something offscreen, earning a canine woof in response.]

Yeah yeah, I know, just 'cause it's up there with that kinda stuff don't mean it's the same.

[The camera angle expands, finally showing a man with tattooed arms and bandoleers made of large gems...and no shirt, despite the fact that he's out in the snow.]

How d'you figure we're supposed to work this thing? Hold up, what's that little word there in the corner? Wait, does that say recordin'-?

[He fumbles with the phone, somehow managing to end the recording in the process. That's one way to say hello.]