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Hades ([personal profile] deathceo) wrote in [community profile] prismatica2020-06-30 09:29 pm

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[The first thing that one will notice when they see the video is that this man in a suit is very, very blue. Literally. His skin is blue and his hair is the palest shade possible of blue as well. He looks quite serious as he gazes into the camera. Almost intimidating.]

Hello. I have a couple of inquiries to make of those of you here. The first is that I would like to know what job opportunities there are. Personally I would prefer to work at a moonblessed business to offer my support to the owner but I will not be pick. For those who are unaware, I am Hades, King of the Underworld.

And for those unaware of my reputation, I have managed the Underworld for thousands of years. I have excellent leadership qualities as well as the ability to work under pressure in times of great stress. Should you require a resume I will be happy to create one.

[He clears his throat and fixes his tie.]

This brings me to my second point. I will require a nanny who is skilled and understanding in the matter of dogs. I have several and, while most of them can be left at home, a couple require more attention. One even requires medication which I will provide to you. Naturally I will make sure you are well compensated and I will be conducting a very thorough interview.

Essentially if you do not meet my standards you won't be taking care of my dogs.

[With that, he pushes his hand through his hair and gives such a surprisingly charming smile.]

Thank you for your assistance.
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[personal profile] synchroswim 2020-07-01 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
[No way.

No. Stinkin'. Way.

This isn't real, right? He does his best to keep the look of sheer disbelief off of his face, but it's... not quite working as well as he'd hoped, especially with those big cat ears giving everything else away, too.]


As in, uh... the River Styx-Underworld?

[There's some similarities between the one Demyx knew, but they start and end with all of the blue. So far, at least.]

A-And when you say dogs, do you... have a big huge one with three heads?
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[personal profile] synchroswim 2020-07-01 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
[Ohhhhhhh man. Oh man. Oh jeez.

It's almost the same guy--]


He--S-Sorry, uh... He's... nice, right?

[DOES HE HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT GETTING EATEN??]
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[personal profile] synchroswim 2020-07-01 05:17 am (UTC)(link)
[On one hand? No direct risk of being chased down and eaten by a gigantic dog. On the other hand? He has concerns.]

R-Right, er...

[Okay, just stop thinking about three sets of teeth bigger than he is tall, idiot--]

What about the other ones?
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[personal profile] synchroswim 2020-07-01 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not nervous! I just--

[QUICK, THINK FAST!]

I've been to Greece before and I saw paintings and stuff, but...

[Look. Look. It's not a lie if he's actually done it, right? He's just not sure how to explain that he actually met a dog with the same name and everything, because how common are three-headed dogs? Especially with the same name!]

Size isn't a problem, dude. I had a dragon that got to be the size of a house for awhile. [And then that dragon came back.]
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[personal profile] synchroswim 2020-07-01 05:58 am (UTC)(link)
[Stay cool, Demyx. Stay cool. Don't crack under pressure, c'mon--!]

Erm... I never actually had animals until I got here, so besides the dragon? That's... kinda it. I looked after some cats before for some neighbors, but I always went over to their place to do it. One of 'em had a dog too-- hang on.

[It might not help, but he's going to go right ahead and send a few pictures of said cats. Most of them are in his lap, but there's a few selfies where they're perched on his shoulders, too. Some of them look normal, but there's a few that have colors that regular cats definitely don't have. One even looks like it has fish scales down its belly and on its feet. It's downright alien. The dog? Perfectly normal, save for a missing leg.]

I think the dragon was the hardest to deal with 'cause... fire, y'know? And he figured out how doors worked when he was only a couple days old.

[Keeping him out from under the sink was terrible. Throw in two more baby dragons into that mix and it was a nightmare.]
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[personal profile] synchroswim 2020-07-01 06:14 am (UTC)(link)
[Somehow it's way easier to keep his shit together when he doesn't have the looming threat of a giant dog. Stares? He can take them, even if it leaves him unsettled and a little jumpy.

Perks of Organization work...?]


...How energetic are we talking? And how big is he? Er, she?

[Is he going to get carried off by this dog??]
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[personal profile] synchroswim 2020-07-01 06:27 am (UTC)(link)
[oH WHAT THE HECK!!!!]

Wha-!? He's--!

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[personal profile] synchroswim 2020-07-01 06:32 am (UTC)(link)
[THAT IS A NORMAL SIZED DOG AND OKAY. THAT'S. YEAH.]

Dude!

[That serious, scary frown? It mostly rolls off his back, because look at those pudgy puppy cheeks! This might be the most he's smiled in weeks, because wow his face is hurting with how hard he's grinning.]

Oh, man! Someone that cute? Totally, man. He looks like he's got as much energy as I do during Cordis sometimes.
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[personal profile] synchroswim 2020-07-01 06:53 am (UTC)(link)
[Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy?! You are!]

Whatever dad says goes, dude. I'll bend people rules but when it comes to pets? I'd lose my mind if I had... I 'unno, a fish tank and I asked someone to take care of it for awhile and they messed something up or fed them the wrong stuff.

[It's crazy how finicky some fish can be, and that's partially why he hasn't bothered setting one up here yet.

That, and he doesn't know what he wants in one yet.]


Regular treats 'n stuff are cool though, yeah? Ones you pick out?
itsknighttime: (dave028-electricgale)

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[personal profile] itsknighttime 2020-07-01 10:01 am (UTC)(link)
well spank my ass and call me later
except not

i was just talking to someone else the other day who mentioned your name
theres a shit ton of jobs around here run by people who are moonblessed just depends on what you want to do even if youre not picky
do you want more management shit or do you want to take on something absolutely new?
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[personal profile] swaylay 2020-07-01 11:13 am (UTC)(link)
[ What... Was that an attempt at a charming smile? ]

You know, if you do find an actual suggestion for places to work here please pass them on.

I'm living with Persephone right now but it's a small apartment. Could use an upgrade.

[ Is he suggesting he'd be getting a nicer apartment and moving them both? Hades doesn't need any prompting to overthink things but our pink love god presents an opportunity or twenty upon a silver platter. The King of the Underworld only deserves the best! Is Eros meddling where he ought not to meddle? Please. This is the perfect meddle-territory. ]
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[personal profile] itsknighttime 2020-07-01 07:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[[Dave would have deserved that. Everything he gets he brings on himself for not watching his mouth.]]

hmmm
you know i heard dragons den lost its moonblessed owner or at least last i heard it did and these guys got their hands full so maybe theyd at least like the managerial help
its up on level one
i could be wrong but i dont think i am
other than that i guess you could do clerical at one of the clinics around here i know angelas likely willing to take anyone in to help with random shit until you find something more suited
its a bit of good fun to help out and feel great about it but...
yeah id check out dd
hell if i was you id just open my own damn place
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[personal profile] luxoraculi 2020-07-01 07:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Dealing with Kings is something Lunafreya is very used to doing. Even more so, dealing with dogs is something she is very accustomed to as well. It's why she is quick to respond, flashing Hades a small, genuine smile and a small, polite bow of both respect and greeting. ]

Good afternoon, your Majesty. [ Does he go by that? She doesn't know. She just knows that she calls her kings at home (save for Noctis, at least) Majesty. ] My name is Lunafreya Nox Fleuret, Oracle of Eos and former Princess of Tenebrae. I would like to offer you my assistance in regards to your beloved dogs.

[ She turns, and makes a small gesture. When she does, two dogs appear in the image as well, both sitting patiently at each of her sides. ]

I can assure you, your canines would be in very good hands, and would have two very willing playmates as well.
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[personal profile] resenting 2020-07-01 09:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[Huh, Hades himself? Yeah, this place is weird enough that he could just about believe that. But... looking for a job? That's too good... The god of the goddamn underworld has more humility than Ex-King Trash did.]

I own a business, I'll bite. What exactly are you offering to do?
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[personal profile] foxtouched 2020-07-01 09:58 pm (UTC)(link)
King of the Underworld...

[ She seems to be tense watching him, but then relaxes a bit. ]

Forgive me- you said you were looking for a job? My current employer is looking for someone to help manage her Lunatian business now that she's expanding. She's a Prismal, but she's coming along in age...

[ Though... ]

But if managing a floral boutique and events shop isn't to your taste, your dogs could be looked after. I've looked after the dogs at our palace back home for a while.

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