I got this neato no yiffing allowed sign, I think that means no sex, but I don't know. I saw it on a meme once. People should learn how to read or else I can just kick them out.

This is an establishment that promotes private profit, so people can get their moonlace chroma-ing on, get some of their own moolah and uplift the planet as a whole. If I'm the one responsible for founding a lace that is moonlace positive, the citizens here will look to me as a superior problem solver-- someone reliable-- maybe even elect me as president.

But also, like...
Don't be nasty in my business, please. God.