text -> audio, UN: kylegate

[ruinedempire]

hey i have something from home. i want to know what everyone thinks! it's one of my favorites

[There's a couple of seconds where nothing is heard. But suddenly, without warning, a rather distinctive song begins to play:

yes it's the gold saucer music

And no, it's not stopping. Not for a good ten minutes or so. Probably best to just cut the feed two minutes in... or sit and listen. Maybe there's a prize at the end for listening to a 10 minute loop.

There is not.

And yes, a certain someone just acquired a Birdbox from the shop and decided to put it to good use. You know, sharing culture from your home world and all that good stuff. He might also be trying to see if anyone recognizes the music, just to take note who else is from Gaia.]

Comments

[ruinedempire]

okaaaay then tell me what it was like! what makes your place great??

[ruinedempire]

[He does think for a moment that this guy was being serious, and he had a response typed up, until he sees the next comment. Ah, not bad.]

okay wait you live out in a space station

that's uh. wow!! far beyond anything! no one on my planet ever made it that far! how could people make a space station and yet not invest in an amusement park though?? that's bizarre!

[ragingnature]

I didn't claim it to be great but it was very beautiful.

I grew up in a valley filled with forests, rivers, and lakes. A great deal of our land had been cultivated to grow barley for my mother's business, whatever crops we needed for meals, and flowers.

[ruinedempire]

haha, glad you're considering it! maybe we can team up and just put on music for everyone to hear, like a radio of sorts.

oh, so a company owns that amusement park? what is it called??

[ruinedempire]

aw that's super disappointing to hear! i bet you would do so well at the battle square too!! win a bunch of prizes for your lucky date and everything ;)

well, you should give it a try when we get back home! even if this music does play throughout the park, it really grows on you! especially if you're having a good time!

[ruinedempire]

Yes, we most certainly do.

So, there are other planets besides ours that have chocobos? Do you know their names or who resides from them? I'd like to talk with them someday.

Most of my friends are from around the same time as me, unless you count two years to be a large gap. Other than that, only a couple are much further behind.

['Friends,' which include the Turks and Cloud and his group. He's fine just lumping them all in one group for this conversation.]

[ruinedempire]

some creatures are pickier than others, huh?

i do own a car! i saved up multiple paychecks just to afford one of those things, but they sure go fast! and it's just something nice owning a vehicle that you can speed down the road with.

you should try sitting in one again, they get easier to ride over time!

locked;

[force_a_change]

[Oh ho, a lock. Don't mind the slight sounds of her fussing with her device so she can put a lock on her end. It's only polite after all.]

Maybe one day there will be one.

And I'm doing a little bit of everything, really.

[suspecteverything]

There's a lot of space stations, both personal and not where I'm from. Space travels is kind of the norm in the United Systems.

[And yes, but systems he means multiple solar systems with a huge variety of planets that can be traveled to regularly.]

Andarions get their amusement by beating the ever loving snot out of each other. And the few that don't enjoy doing it themselves find their pleasure watching other Androkyn beat the shit out of each other in the Ring. Way more amusing than a park. As for the other races, virtual reality is usually good enough, and you don't even have to leave home. There might be some amusement park games or something. I don't know. I only played the shooters.

[dereban]

A radio, huh. that'd be kind of cool, especially if we can play more music from Moonblessed worlds to give some variety.

And it's called Disney.

[vassalize]

I have no reason to disagree.
However, I would be concerned if this were the only type of music in your world.
Have you nothing more symphonic?

1/2

[liveandforgive]

[ NOW HE'S EVEN MORE SUSPICIOUS. Like. This Kyle guy is suddenly friends with him? ...he doesn't remember having a client called Kyle when he was working at home. "I ain't your bro" vibes intensifies. But... WHO]

Gondola makes for a good view at least.

[ He reads the last part of this guy's text. Rubs the bridge of his nose. He should just leave him on "read" now. ...hell with it. ]

I don't kiss and tell.

2/2

[liveandforgive]

[ wait— ]

Figure of speech.

[ There was no kissing. There almost was but fucking fireworks- right that does it. Any further texts are on "read" if Kyle sends any. ]

[vetrarosa]

[ this person sounds fun? ]

You could! Maybe you could even make a brand new catchy app song.

Have we met?

[foxtouched]

You could say that.

I hope you get to ride it often, then. I enjoy feeling the breeze when I ride my winged mount— but it has been very long since I have. The pegasi here were very frightening and unfriendly.

[ She's usually good with animals but this one almost attacked her when she first arrived! ]

Do you listen to music like this often? It sounds like it would be fun to dance to.

Text - UN: pumpaction

[angelshot]

dude what
are you a carnie or something? that's like... straight up clownfucker music.

[ At least play the best version, you heathen. ]

[supersoldier]

[Save him from Gold Saucer-related small talk.]

Have you participated in the battle square, then?

[impiety]

[ Not even a little bit-- ]

Ah, and here I thought I couldn't enjoy it anymore than I already did.

I guess hearing it again really does sink in the melody that much more. Thank you.

[hotshock]

[Rude, Sephiroth, shockingly rude.]

Yeah, we're from the same world.

I'm deciding whether or not I should drop that piece of information, it really depends where you are in the timeline. There's a timeline apparently.

[hotshock]

Of the people I'm aware of that are here, you're the one best suited to these shenanigans.

Though I guess it helps that you went ahead and confirmed when you could have denied, denied, denied. Just lucky I guess.

locked;

[ruinedempire]

[Truly, he appreciates it. Slightly.]

it almost seems like a simple task in comparison

of course, why limit oneself? although, does it put a damper on things when your friends find out that you're dead back home? it seems like you offered that information quite readily after all.

or am i just that lucky

[ruinedempire]

You're welcome! :) I really think that it gets better with each loop!

Hey since you're such a big fan, I can probably make an audio file and send it to you. That way, you can listen to it whenever you need it!

[ruinedempire]

well that's no amusement park

[Rufus smiles to himself, nonetheless.]

but that does sound nice

haha maybe you could say that it's because electricity didn't exist that your valley is filled to the brim with forests, rivers, and lakes. you didn't hear it from me though!

[impiety]

Obviously, you do.

Oh, please. That would be the highlight of my day.

[ragingnature]

Of course its not.

Perhaps. Olympus has electricity and technology similar to this world an certainly has a lot less nature.