text | un: fantasma

[teaserving]

hey
anyone else get their moonblessing changed yet
or is it just me
because this is twice now

good-bye for now sanguis
i'll miss being able to bench press so fucking much and looking cool in the gym

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[teaserving]

exercising with makeup on is a terrible idea

heart-based gym
how the hell did you come up with that one huh

[sheisthewind]

I hope that you get something that doesn't require you to use tampons or limit your ability to move around properly. Lucky would be not being strongly affected or changed by any of the moons at all.

[There were so many different variants on possible transformations, so her wish is that his changes won't inconvenience him too badly. Whatever they may be.]

[hierophany]

Honestly I was trying to think of the most goth heavy thing. Whale heart was the first thing that came to mind.

[teaserving]

i guess that's fair
i can't think of many animals that would have a big enough heart
unless it was a dragon
dragon heart
haha
wait you weren't around for that one

[roseblooms]

And not just needy but desperate. It's an unpleasant combination.

Hah. No wonder Cordis is affiliated with the kitsune, if that's the effect it has on people. The pursuit of satisfaction is an integral part of the experience.

[teaserving]

oh
thanks
i do appreciate that honestly

[teaserving]

it can be if you dont have someone to spend it with
my uh
my husband was an iris
so i sort of get it

yeah that makes sense i guess
based on what i know about kitsune anyway

[sheisthewind]

You know what would be fun? If you got wings large enough for you to fly. Then I could teach you.

[roseblooms]

I'm sorry. I hope I haven't stirred up an unpleasant topic — if you'd rather speak of something else, I would understand.

I could always tell you riddles again, for example.

[hierophany]

It's true. If you only count terrestrial animals you wouldn't get more than 20kg or so. Not light, but not ideal if you're wanting something really heavy that still makes you look like you should be on an album cover.

Wait.

You're going to have to clarify if that's a piece of media I'm not aware of or if there is actually a gym for lifting dragon hearts.

This place is fucking weird and those things are equally likely.

[teaserving]

holy shit
that would be awesome
what a shame i was sanguis and i never got to fly
im filing a complaint

[teaserving]

nah
its ok
i think ive accepted what's happened
im just trying to make the best of things now

tell me a riddle about kitsune

[teaserving]

oh not exactly
there was this film called dragonheart
it was about the last dragon in the world and he was voiced by sean connery
came out in 96 i think

[kingfuckboy]

i mean

cordis is coming really soon... so you'll probably know in a couple hour

i mean

if you even change on the first day at all
you might not know until the 11th

iris kinda gets a bad rep, but it wasn't so bad so idk maybe it won't be

[hierophany]

Sean Connery. So that would be Genzo Wakayama.

...Well shit. James Bond turns into a dragon but I’ve been dead for seven years.

[roseblooms]

Hmm. All right. A detective's riddle for you.

Why do kitsune make poor informants?

[teaserving]

hm
dont know
tell me kitsune expert

[teaserving]

yeah that's true
usually mine wouldn't mess around
but i guess we'll see

that's fair
i think its because people feel like iris makes them too clingy or some shit
honestly i kinda liked taking care of someone

[teaserving]

do they usually keep the same dub voice?

fuck
sorry
maybe i shouldn't have mentioned it

[roseblooms]

Because when you ask them for their story, they'll start with one and end with nine tales.

:)

[kingfuckboy]

i guess a bit
but it's different for everyone so your mileage may vary or whatever
i felt pretty generous as an iris like
i wanted to help people and be close to them

also
it never occurred to me to do the bench press thing
kinda sad i missed out seeing that

[hierophany]

No, it's
It bothered me for a while, but it's getting easier to get my head around it. It's not whatever but it's nearly whatever. I was thinking about

It's funny. I was thinking about Mr. Avdol. You don't have to read this if it's hard. I looked back through the network logs when you told me I used to know you, to try to find myself. See if I'd said anything really stupid. So I know you were close.

He liked to tell people that they were so and so many years too early, if he wanted to fuck with them. I don't know if it was an act or if he actually knew how long it would take for them to be capable of something.

...come to think of it, I don't think he ever said that kind of thing to me.

I was thinking of that. I'm seven years too early to see James Bond turn into a dragon.

voice | un:sinistra

[bisection]

[ Sinistra continues his habit of using voice option and refusing to learn to type better. ]

No. It seems I am in luck. I would prefer to remain Sanguis, I think, for personal reasons.

[teaserving]

holy shit
that's so silly

[teaserving]

i can imagine

oh i can still bench press it's just not as cool now since i dont have super strength
but i still work out