[Phil has lived in Pennsylvania for some years now and isn't terribly kept up in Ohioan affairs, so he's blissfully unaware of the tragedy of Touchdown Jesus. He is from after it got rebuilt, but it's just not the same.]
Rochelle, not to be blunt, but I just got kidnapped from home onto an alien planet with three moons like... today. I'll probably believe anything you tell me.
[To speak nothing of the fact that this isn't his first impossible-scenario rodeo. At this point, it's easier on his sanity to just take whatever he's given.]
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Rochelle, not to be blunt, but I just got kidnapped from home onto an alien planet with three moons like... today. I'll probably believe anything you tell me.
[To speak nothing of the fact that this isn't his first impossible-scenario rodeo. At this point, it's easier on his sanity to just take whatever he's given.]