text; un: CrazyM; forward-dated to iris

[grylls]

For those of you who knew Itaru Chigasaki: he is no longer in this world.

To those I know and greenhouse guests: I was aware that Iris-blessed could gain tentacles. I did not realize that they do not have as much self-control as the rest of me. I recommend against coming to my greenhouse if you have no intention of intimate moonlacing this week. I will be camping there as an emergency measure.

[ That said if anyone wants consensual exalted Iris outdoor jungle greenhouse tentacle smut, swing on by the greenhouse. (Reply with action or hit up his inbox whatever you want.) ]

private to jyuto, samatoki
Please take care of the dogs.
There is a gift for the two of you on the kitchen counter. I had intended to give it in person, but it is better you have them sooner than later.

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[boutdatlife]

Great. Tell the dipshit they're at my apartment then so I don't got to make two trips.

Huh? What the hell are you talking about?

[grylls]

I don't know any dipshit. I will let Jyuto know you took his.

I have attempted to have relations with the past version of you twice. I disappeared the first time seconds before penetration. The second time, we made a bet and I won. Before I could cash in, the previous version of you disappeared. The universe has decided that you are top.

[boutdatlife]

He's the dipshit.

[Samatoki also would not be surprised if Jyuto ignores his message after the last time they spoke. So having Riou deliver it as well means he'll show up at Samatoki's for sure.]

, Of course, I fucking am but the universe don't decide that shit, if I wanted to I could do it.

[Not even the Universe tells him what to do.]

[grylls]

Understood.

You don't need to force yourself if you didn't want to. I do not mind bottoming. I've gotten much better at it. 👍

[boutdatlife]

I don't do anything I don't want.

[You know except the whole yakuza thing for Nemu and all that but that's different.]

What'd you do practice?

[grylls]

Yes, I'm aware.

Jyuto trained me.

[boutdatlife]

Good.

Why am I not fucking surprised. I want a report on that shit next time I see you.

[If nothing else, he wants to hear how Jyuto did this training, color him amused. In fact, he laughed hard enough at that to make Bones wake up.]

[grylls]

Understood. I'll prepare a thorough one.

[ ..Is what he texts. Riou is staring at his phone wondering how he's going to get through reliving that without making himself horny already... ]

[boutdatlife]

[He is amused now; hearing this report may cause a different tune. Good luck to Riou though Samatoki may be shooting himself in the foot here too.]

I'd expect no less.

[grylls]

Requesting permission to present report after the Iris moon has ended.

[boutdatlife]

Yeah meet me at my apartment when you're back to yourself.

One of those rejects that are drooling on your tentacles ends up crystals, let me know, we'll take care of it.

[grylls]

Understood.
👍

[boutdatlife]

👍

[He will let Riou tend to his visitors. The important stuff has been said, he knows his team has his back and that Samatoki and Jyuto are on stand-by.]