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[callmeven]

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Okay... I think this might work! What do you think, Chirithy?

[ventus has the camera propped up against something on the counter as he mixes together what looks like the dry ingredients for cookies. there's some flour stuck to his cheek and chiirthy perched atop his head and precariously leaning forward to peer into the mixing bowl. it raises a paw, as if about to say something when it just

tumbles

into the dry mix, sending flour and whatnot up into the air like a giant white cloud. it hits ventus right in the face and the camera's edges are touched with flour. chirithy pops up out of the bowl and laughs a little sheepishly.

ventus just sighs.]

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I think... I messed up somewhere along the way.



They taste okay at least???

Comments

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[synchroswim]

i still got my memories so it's okay
sorta?? i mean i always felt like i had my heart before but its way different now i dont know why maybe because its still pretty rechang on

hang on a sec did you say half

[thefloorislava]

YEAH! ABOUT THAT!

My keyblade did NOT come with a cute animal companion! I feel like I've been shortchanged! ;A;




also lmao those cookies. Congrats on the charcoal, ven

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[callmeven]

Oh

Yeah!

I mean, I had half a heart but that got fixed sort of.

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[synchroswim]

how?

how'd you end up with only half of yours missing i mean cause i've never heard of a heartless doing that before and how'd you fix it?

1/2

[callmeven]

Chirithy is bonded to you through your heart. It's something that must have been taught to me a long time ago so I don't remember how I first met them. Otherwise I'd help you more.

I'm sorry, Lea.

[callmeven]

Hey you know what?

I'm not going to help you now.

[thefloorislava]

Hahah! I'm just messing with ya.

It's funny because that's what all the food I try to cook ends up looking like. You can ask Isa. Leas are not allowed in the kitchen.

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[callmeven]

A heartless didn't do this to me. Master Xehanort did.

He wanted to create the x-blade and instead split my heart in two and created Vanitas instead.

[callmeven]

Have you tried it yet?

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[synchroswim]

the old man??? bald, always kinda hunched over?

WAIT WAIT AGAIN

VANITAS LIKE

the dude with the helmet? dude how small of a world is this

[callmeven]

[nope chirithy looks comfortable like this

ven starts to set the broken toaster aside to throw out later when he stops and then looks at vanitas again.]

... Wanna go outside and really destroy it?

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[callmeven]

He was my old Master.

Oh yeah, that's Vanitas. My other half!

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[synchroswim]

ewwwwwww dude i'm so sorry
i thought it was bad having to listen to him but that's even worse


man i never wouldve guessed that in a hundred years though cause you're so
nice
on both of those fronts

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[callmeven]

He's dead now so it's fine. [fuck him]

Aw, thanks! That's really nice of you to say.

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[synchroswim]

i mean it too

but man its kinda weird knowing pretty much everyone who went in bit the dust like that
i really did end up dodging a bullet again

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[callmeven]

😊

What, do you mean the Keyblade War?

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[synchroswim]

you mean that huuuuuuuuuge fight that left all those keyblades laying around??? man i dont even think i was born yet there was something else that happened back when i was a nobody the first time around that got a bunch of us axed

i wasnt sent with that group so that was the first bullet i dodged. second one was the whole

reenactment or whatever it was the old man wanted to do but i was benched so i didnt get involved

_{[NOT DIRECTLY, ANYWAY...]}

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[callmeven]

That one happened hundreds of years ago. I meant the second one that everyone else was involved in.

[but knowing now he was in the first war too... he wonders just how many of those keyblades he would recognize now if he still had his memories.]

You got benched?

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[synchroswim]

they're messy either way, yeah?

but yeah they brought me on board and then just
benched me like that
totally replaced me with someone else :(
but it's okay now! waaaaaay okay because fading away kinda really sucks

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[callmeven]

Yeah.

I'm glad I didn't have to fight you, Demyx. I'd much rather be friends.

[callmeven]

Not all of my food comes out like this! I'm not a pyromaniac like you are.

I'd trust Isa more than you with food.

[callmeven]

We've been hanging out!

[thundara]

Oh yeah? Since when?

[Video]

[callmeven]

I want to know where he learned how to cook.

[Video]

[princessascended]

That's a good point. I mean, if whatever place it is can teach a rat to cook like that, think what we could learn there!