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[timemachine]

[The username is KuriKame. Some people may have seen it around doing some shitposting, since she hasn’t put her actual name to her handle yet and probably never will. So under that anonymous guise, she posts this:]

Talking with some of you, I’ve found that us Moonblessed started arriving around 4 months ago. That said, I’m very curious about how some people have adapted. For some, it appears that they’re not used to the technological aspect, while others are not used to the fantasy aspect, ie. the animal parts and the new powers during moon cycles.

As a scientist, I wish to gather some data on any Moonblessed here, regardless of when you’ve arrived. I’ve prepared a survey for you all to fill out at this link.

Please fill it out in its entirety. The survey should only take around 15 minutes for you to complete.

Thank you.

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[catchthis]

What the hell is this? Some kind of experiment thing you've got going on?

Kurisu, strange music started playing and I think I hate it.


[That's all he has to say about the link she posted.]

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[takingchances]

[THIS FACE.]

Stop that.

[timemachine]

[FUUUUUUUCK, she forgot he knows her handle.]

It must be an error. Try the link again. Otherwise I'll send it to you if the one in the initial post isn't working for you.

[timemachine]

Stop what? The survey? I believe the questionnaire is quite sound and I would like for you to fill it out.

[SHE IS LIVING, RIGHT NOW.]

[catchthis]

[ Sadly he knows too many of her weird names. Nero sighs. ]

This is a waste of time. Alright, try sending it again. I have no patience at all.

Make it quick.

[takingchances]

I don't know who you are but back home I have a partner who has far too much free time and far too many memes. Random links from anonymous people always equal something stupid.

[IS THIS NEIL? NEIL, HAVE YOU BEEN HIDING FROM HER?! COME OUT AND FACE HER YOU BASTARD.]

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[kesi]

when i selected the link to take the survey it began to play music i do not understand

[timemachine]

Science is never a waste of time.

Here, try this link.

[I'm so fucking sorry.]

[timemachine]

[She hung out with a bunch of meme loving fucks, herself included, that she almost feels at home with this conversation.]

Memes? I'm afraid I don't quite understand. All I'm asking is that you please fill out the survey that I have provided for you.

[Meanwhile, she's just "keikaku doori" up in this bitch.]

ilu too

[timemachine]

Would you like me to try to send you the link? It seems people are having errors, which is unfortunate.

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[kesi]

please do it is unfortunate that this is happening

[More unfortunate than you know, you poor single brain cell lizard.]

[timemachine]

Here, try this link. It should get you straight to the survey.

[kesi]

it is true that my sense of smell is stronger while sanguis is full but i still do not understand is this the survey

[he's now both baffled AND mildly uncomfortable.]

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[foolishjustice]

Isn't that prank a little dated?

[timemachine]

That's really good to know. As a Sanguis myself, I also have a more keen sense of smell. However, I still have no received her survey. Please fill it out as soon as you are able.

[timemachine]

Prank? I didn't realize sending out a survey with legitimate pranks was one.

[So it's a little dated BUT IT'S A FUN AND HARMLESS PRANK! But she understands not all have her sense of humor, she guesses.]

[kesi]

i was lead to another video im afraid i assume that was not the survey you wished for me to take part in

[im_gonna_heal_u]

A survey?

[ Konoka, being both a trusting person and the fact she comes from a time just before this particular trick got popular, clicked it without knowing what she got into. ]

...what's with this music?

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[nihonkoku]

Now that is a true classic.

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[ringlette]

I am sorry to point this out, but... I can't find a writing field anywhere? It only shows a video up.

It's a quite catchy song, though!

[ Marie Antoinette, out of touch with memes since the 18th century. ]

[foolishjustice]

I'd think someone sending out a serious survey would be more careful about checking their clipboard.

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[coasts]

i think your survey gave my bracelet a virus????

[timemachine]

Really? Man, I keep linking you the survey, so I don't know what's gong on. Try this one.

[timemachine]

What's wrong with my clipboard, my survey is right here.

[She knows this won't probably work again, but she's in a shitlord enough mood to try.]

[timemachine]

Yes, the survey does have some background music. The intention is to help you focus while answering the questionnaire.

[It's almost valuable data in and of itself to see who understands what's going on and who doesn't.]