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[abracafcku]

[In the prime browsing hours, Taako posts the following:]

flipwizard

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flipwizard
Oh this old thing? Just putting myself out there bc this world might not deserve seeing the most beautiful man on this stink planet, but I deserve to be seen. Taako wins for #1 hottie: change my mind.
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#fashion #beautiful #youwishyouwerethishot #no1 #elf #wizard #coordinates #nofilter #nomakeup #naturallyhot #smoking

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Comments

[ridewithdestiny]

Smooth one, rookie.

Oh my god, you're acting like an old man. I think it's kind of fun.

We should take a photo together!

[bloodisthicker]

Oh, I see. I'll keep that in mind, then.

I'm sure a lot of them are just unfamiliar like I am, though, so maybe I should respond just to be polite...

[sometimespawnskillkings]

... I suppose I really should’ve responded to Cyril’s like then.

[amant]

Despite the outfit that I am wearing I do enjoy a little mystery sometimes. Those seem like easy guidelines. While I am very fond of soft, feminine looks perhaps I could find something you would enjoy.

[ It's all fun and games until he's outside of her apartment with a bunch of bags. We all know how he earned those Chroma. ]

[amant]

Are you this blunt with everyone or am I just lucky? I'll have you know that I wear a variety of clothing, but as I work more than I should, I wear a lot of suits.

[ Just imagine the DRYEST lip smacking ever, Jeanne. He's a man of many fashions. ]

[sonofatiger]

i know my way around a spear, but the weapon i've got with me here is called a mowing blade. it's a large blade running down the length of a shaft.

as for my style, i guess i don't really think about it like that. i just try to use my momentum to keep me going while breaking my opponent's momentum. but vines don't really fight back.

[amant]

I can't help myself. They're so bouncy. Is that normal behavior?

You're making me want a dog but I do not know if it would get along with Pierre...

[amant]

[ these are grade-A photography lessons, surely. ]

lit? good lighting is usually a plus, so yes. lit! name a time and place. I suggest wearing something that accentuates what you have naturally.

[ and then you can just take pictures of each other's asses. for practice. ]

[menphina]

[ That gets her perking up! ]

Then we should spar! I have been getting the neighbors around where I live to train up every morning- you should join us too! We can have them learn a few things!

And we could spar one on one too. I bet I could take you!

[sonofatiger]

sun bofu liked your comment. 4s

that sounds great! i could use a challenge. just promise that you won't hold back. i can take anything you dish out!!!!!!!

[ There's very little that gets him excited like a good fight. Megumi's stock in his eyes was already pretty high, but it just rose exponentially. ]

[punshots]

how so?

[menphina]

Well... I wouldn't want to maim you. The last person I really went out on was out cold for an entire moon— that's a month to you earth folks!

[ That, and her dragonblood may give her an unfair advantage in power, but a skilled fighter shouldn't have trouble. She's a huntress, not a full on warrior, after all. ]

[punshots]

you mean aside from the bug bites and sleeping on the ground and the cold and occasionally getting steamrolled by a guy two times as big as you?
at least the food was good

[nodus]

Don't worry about it! I understood what you meant.

[punshots]

i'm gonna ask you something and i need you to be 100% honest
are you drunk

[punshots]

uh
no
which heart were you hitting?
the one by the picture?

[punshots]

oh i'm terrible
but i love to sing anyway!
it's the best way to make people smile!

[ Or want to punch you for singing the chocobo song for the 1000th time. ]

[erranthero]

Just being up front, Pops.

But it's a pleasure, Qrow.

[erranthero]

Agreed. That was freaky.

[punshots]

[ .............wHAT ABOUT UPSKIRT SHOTS ]

then you should DEFINITELY ask him about his public indecency charges

[ Poor Angie...she doesn't deserve to be caught up in this...but hopefully she'll get a laugh out of it anyways. ]

but anyway it sounds like you already know EXACTLY what i'm talking about
i'm not calling him a cat but...

[ He's a cat. ]

[punshots]

[ ET TU, BRUTE ]

[sonofatiger]

why don't we have a wager? if they ever open up a husband café here, i'll work there if you manage to beat me.

[ He's not the betting sort, but he can't have her holding back on him now. Maybe this will be a little incentive for her. ]

[punshots]

[ He would've been disappointed if he didn't take it. ]

cool it, it's fine!
she doesn't even know what a hashtag is. i can go crazy as i want with them!
#loveatfirstsight #truelove #soulmates #bae #baes4forever #meant2b #squadgoals #cuddletime

[ ...This is just a sampling of a few of the ones he might use. ]

[punshots]

whoa
well thank you!!
i'll pass that along to my buddy too :)

[punshots]

great!
you free right now?
i'll only need two or three hours