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[abracafcku]

[In the prime browsing hours, Taako posts the following:]

flipwizard

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flipwizard
Oh this old thing? Just putting myself out there bc this world might not deserve seeing the most beautiful man on this stink planet, but I deserve to be seen. Taako wins for #1 hottie: change my mind.
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[telephoning]

I didn't really post this for fun.

[...Which...

...yeah, might sound weird, or cold. Even though... that's not at all how she meant it. She breathed a little laugh and turned up half a smile downright reflexively when she read that! It held as she started typing!

...And... she kinda realizes that as she rests back down into it. Face evening out, a... steady, tranquil weight settling a little more between her ribs and her stomach...

... -- Yeah, just - be clear and blank and answer.]

More for the milestone.

[abracafcku]

milestone of what? "hooray we're stuck on a shitty new world"?

i mean, sure i guess - that works.

[telephoning]

[Pff, that... gets another little twingy wry smile out of her, but...!

...Yeah, once again, her typing might or might not come off as unintentionally dry.]

You say that, but I can't say I had much going on where I came from.
Things are looking more open for me here.

[Understatement, but. Puhhhhhh, one, nobody asked, and two, it wouldn't be fun stuff to talk about even if they had.]

[abracafcku]

uh sure? okay then welcome to your newfound neon colored eye-bleeding future full of possibilities! time to go crazy, put a lampshade on your head, and dance to the uh....whatever passes for moonlight here

[telephoning]

['Eyy, she's still smiling about that! If... with a little more of what she thinks is a kind of wry knowing...? Half... directed at herself, yeah, for pff, well, here I am, choosing this at least for now over keepin' on hoping for a normal life, but still. Either way, it is, like... just...

...what it is.]

Not much one for partying?

['Mean, it's not like she is. Yeah, she appreciates a little adventure or funny trick or what have you as much as the next person, but, like - she grew up in quiet-ass not-that-densely-populated area with a very "family-family".

But anyhoo.]

[abracafcku]

oh hell no, Taako's all about that party life. but only when i can show up 15 to 45 minutes late and leave whenever the hell i want

this? this isn't exactly the usual party scene i'm into

[What with the kidnapping and the vines and the lack of a tank around to make sure he doesn't die? It's not a great party so far.]

[telephoning]

I don't guess I can judge.
For me, I figure it's a case where beggars can't be choosers anyway. I'm not even that into getting crazy. As long as I'm somewhere a little alive where I have food and a place to sleep, I'm probably not gonna be too hard to please.
For now, anyway.

[She... means that as kinda a wry "heh..." sort of quip...?

Because, you know. Yeah.

Youuuuu don't just. "Stop thinking at all" about stuff like the vines unless you're just that damn cocky or "in the moment" - basically a comment along the lines of "well, sweetie, we're gonna live in this house of ours forever - you know, unless the hurricane/tornado/hurricane of the century hits at some point!"]