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[abracafcku]

[In the prime browsing hours, Taako posts the following:]

flipwizard

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flipwizard
Oh this old thing? Just putting myself out there bc this world might not deserve seeing the most beautiful man on this stink planet, but I deserve to be seen. Taako wins for #1 hottie: change my mind.
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Comments

[bloodisthicker]

tarrlok liked your post. 3m

It's kind of cute, actually.

[lestatusquo]

[Hffffff, another, if he had a heartbeat he'd be so flushed that he felt his pulse in his face right now... Mnnnnnn, he's got a lot of image re-establishing to do...

(So, yeah. "Not-enjoy" this while you can, dude.)]

Cute? Cute??
What in the world is challenging about "cute"???

[That's not... quite the right question you should be asking yourself, dude.]

[bloodisthicker]

[oh, you're taking things seriously. oh, that's even more cute.]

What's not challenging about cute? People attach a certain level of frivolity to cute things, but I don't think there's anything actually wrong with it. Cute is cute.

[lestatusquo]

[EVERYTHING SHOULD BE TAKEN MORE SERIOUSLY.

(Except no.)]

Yes, cute is "cute". Not CHALLENGING.
Why do you think that people attach frivolity to "cuteness"?

[Not because it's unchallenging, if that's what you're getting at. You know people who go to great and challenging lengths for their frivolity!]

[bloodisthicker]

Why isn't cute "challenging," though? I suppose there's a tendency to attach a touch of condescension to it, which I sometimes do, but there are cases where I think things that I respect are cute, too. Like reasonably small furry animals that happen to be predators, for example.

[lestatusquo]

I'm afraid I'm over the whole juxtaposition of deadly, morbid hunter and the "adorable".
Particularly as a man who can turn into a small, fuzzy, bloodsucking bat at will.
If he so chooses, which I don't, because I'm over it.

[Yes, you -- well, maybe didn't say it, but implied it already - but still! "Morbidorable" is its own... "thing" now! It's its own kind of trite and not-disturbing!]

[bloodisthicker]

...wait, was the cute artistic work supposed to be morbid?