Ah, that...Is something that I won't advise exposure therapy for, no. It's quite alright to feel this way, though-- to not desire sex, I mean. Although my last workplace wasn't exactly the best place to find people like yourself, I've definitely heard of people with a similar lack of sex drive. [The joys of being from the Noughties, with ample internet access.]

So you really are in a jam, aren't you? Here, at least. I wouldn't worry too much about the sex matter; you can get done with less physically intimate touch what you could get done with more, it's just the matter of...Overcoming your issue with that, too. So...I want to try something, at least. If it's alright with you?

[He drains the last sip of coffee-ice cream slurry, before holding both hands out over the table.] Completely optional touch that you're expecting. I think that knowing beforehand would be half the battle, in your case...So if you choose to do it, then it mightn't be so much of a shock to the system.