001 | ( VIDEO. ) | JULY 30th

[pubertytwice]

_{[ The feed clicks on and shows a kid appearing no older than 13 seated back in a chair, curled knuckles against his face. His eyes look tired and expression rather thin. He's wearing a uniform of some sort, though pieces of it look tattered or stained. One of his legs bounces in his seat (aren't his shorts cute?) but after a moment of mulling over what to say, he leans forward, hands folding together neatly. ]}

I already lack faith in gathering information from anyone here, and yet, here I am with inquiries. Serious responses only.

_{[ What could this boy possibly be asking for?? Where is the best place to get ice cream? Hardly so. ]}

Has anyone has ever even attempted hacking into any confidential files that could be in the government's system that operates here? Alternatively, if anyone has ever attempted to assassinate the Queen?

_{[ Oh.. what.. ]}

If not, is there any place on this goddamn planet that serves coffee? Decent coffee. Every place here is a shit hole.

_{[ That's it. No thanks for your time or anything. ]}

Comments

voice

[distort]

[ sounding amused: ] These are big questions from such a little boy.

Video

[reflectory]

Well, I do not know who serves decent coffee, but I can make any coffee taste the way you like it.

[ She could make any beverage taste like coffee to someone, but that's neither here nor there. ]

[properprincess]

[Sonia's new, sure, but this subject disturbs her to her very core.]

This is a serious topic, as I'm sure you're aware, but asking about attempts to commit treason and murder over an open network seems rather...well...imprudent. Wouldn't you do better to ask something like this under the cover of anonymity?

[Haven't you ever heard of the phrase TPO? Sheesh!]

1/2

[pubertytwice]

_{[ just this look for a minute ]}

[pubertytwice]

_{[ Deep breath, count to three, Five. He's still not accustomed to being in this small body. ]}

Well, let me just say that not everything is as it appears.
Are you going to give me answers or not?

_{[ Determined guy, isn't he? ]}

[pubertytwice]

Why would I do something like that?

_{[ Sorry. He grew up in the apocalypse.. with his mannequin wife. He doesn't know social skills very well. ]}

I'm not afraid of what anyone could do to me.

[distort]

Here? [ she laughs ] Non, mon loulou. Any answers you get here will be a waste of time at best.

[pubertytwice]

It's easy, really. Simple. Just plain, black, Earth coffee. That kind that I grew up with.

[properprincess]

Then you are foolish for not valuing your own life.

[Says the woman who helped her own world's apocalypse...]

There is nothing wrong with being prudent and everything wrong with what you are doing if you hope to live very long.

[pubertytwice]

_{[ A deep exhale. ]}

Figures. I was afraid that would be the case, but with there being such a large group of people here, I was hoping I'd come across someone who isn't.. you know.. just living their merry life here.

_{[ And then. ]}

Don't call me little.

Voice;

[garb4ge]

Man, I already told you that we had the best coffee on the planet at McDenny's. Just admit I'm right. Just this once.

[distort]

But you are, unless the camera is a liar. Perhaps you are sitting in the world's largest chair, hm?

[reflectory]

Ah, so it is a nostalgic taste you're looking for? Earth coffee must be important to you.

[pubertytwice]

_{[ He opens his mouth for a moment, then he shuts it. In a bit of defeat and much annoyance, he looks away and mumbles under his breath. ]}

Guess technically you're right about that.

_{[ He seethes with his next response, however. ]}

Don't test me. I don't need to waste my breath explaining myself to someone who can't even show her face on the camera.

voice; https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/mobile/000/022/961/tumblr_nyyd195sik1sw97sno1_500.jpg

[mylawn]

Why is everybody asking about assassinations all of a sudden?

[pubertytwice]

At this rate, Earth coffee is the only thing important to me.

_{[ That's such a lie. ]}

And maybe bourbon.

[pubertytwice]

Let me rephrase.
I'm not afraid of what anyone could do to me because nobody can do anything to me.

_{[ His tone is rather harsh, but lightens considerably during his next sentence. ]}

And, well, if somehow they do, I've lived a long good life.

( VOICE. ) HKJDHJKD FUCK

[pubertytwice]

_{[ oh thank god someone who sounds his age ]}

Why not ask about assassinations all of the sudden?

[reflectory]

[ Wow dang this earth coffee must be the bee's knees, she wants to try some now.

But putting that aside; ]

You like bourbon?! But it burns so much!

( VOICE. )

[pubertytwice]

No.

_{[ That's it. That's the reply. ]}

[garb4ge]

Man, see if I share the bourbon with you now.

[Not like he can legally score his own, right?]

[pubertytwice]

I can help myself to it.

_{[ you know, if he stands on a chair to reach the cabinet its in. ]}

video

[onerous]

[oh boy. She blinks slowly and tilts her head, considering the first half but... She doens't really have answers to that SO]

I don't know about assassination things, but... If it's coffee you need, I could try making you some. My mentor at home owned a coffee shop, so I learned to make it there. I.. .can't promise it'll be amazing or anything, but...

[But it might be better than what's around?? She does make a very slight face though that shows her own distaste with most of the coffee offered here] Most of the places around here don't seem to be able to get it right.

[garb4ge]

Not the really good shit, unless you want to risk coming into my room at any given time.

im love him

[mylawn]

We don't know how secure this network is, for one thing.