voice; forward dated to August 12

[piercedyourheart]

This might be a weird request, but could I borrow a few baggy shirts? I guess Iris makes me grow big, uncomfortable, stupid horns that don't let me fit through doors and ruin all my tops! [ that is not a bitter tone, it definitely is not. ]

Promise to give them back after the moon's over?

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[envoyoftwilight]

[Midna only says this because well. She doesn't even really wear clothes, so.]

Why wear a top at all?

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[piercedyourheart]

[ midna, please. ]

...so I can go outside without being arrested for public indecency?

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[envoyoftwilight]

Oh, you're another Light Dweller. [Says the kind of alien woman who is largely surrounded by Light Dwellers.

Midna issues a soft 'hmm' before she continues. And she hardly has any kind of expertise on this, but...]

What about undergarments. Those still cover and from what I noticed, they don't require to be pulled over the head.

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[piercedyourheart]

A what now?

M-maybe not undergarments... [ well, wait a moment. ] Sports bras could work, though. Other girls go out in them all the time when heading to the gym.

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[envoyoftwilight]

[Midna considers explaining, but no. Better to just let Yukari be confused, much like everyone else who gets labelled with that term.]

I don't know what that is, but it sounds as though you've found an appropriate garment to your liking. [What's a sports bra.]

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[piercedyourheart]

Maybe. It'd mean a trip to the mall and-- [ hold up. ] Do you usually go out in your underwear?

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[envoyoftwilight]

[This is quite possibly the part where Midna would say she... doesn't really know what underwear is. Except she has a glimpse of an understanding of what it's for, whether she uses it or not.]

I do not wear undergarments.

[...Or... much... of... anything...]

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[piercedyourheart]

That's.....

[ what do you even say to that? ]

That's a bold move.

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[envoyoftwilight]

My people do not have garb the way yours do. For us, it would be silly to wear such unnecessary things. I've found Light Dweller clothing to be remarkably restricting. It's much nicer to do without.

[Also socks are a crime. A horrendous, terrible crime.]

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[piercedyourheart]

Oh. I guess if that's a cultural thing, that makes sense.... I think.

[ socks do indeed suck. ]

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[envoyoftwilight]

I have heard that Light Dwellers on the large tend to be a bit more reserved. Something about public indecency.

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[piercedyourheart]

[ yukari huffs a short, sarcastic laugh. she can respect a fellow wiseass. ]

Sounds like you know all about us already.

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[envoyoftwilight]

When it seems nearly everyone here is one, it's pretty easy to learn about you all and your beliefs. You might say I'm an enthusiast.

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[piercedyourheart]

[ midna: light dweller otaku. ]

An enthusiast, huh? That sounds like another way to say "I'm laughing at all of you."

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[envoyoftwilight]

[Shit. Yukari's onto her.

Midna pauses for a moment post Yukari's assessment and she starts laughing. Yes. It does sound like that, doesn't it? And... it's not exactly untrue either.]

I won't lie and say the Light Dwellers fail to entertain me. Your people are interesting. Amusing. And sometimes foolish. It's difficult for me not to find a little humour in it.