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[faeblooded]

Does anyone know how to take care of a cat?

I've never had a pet before.

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Attached is a picture of an orange cat. It looks like it's a very charming example of a feline.]

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[faeblooded]

What do you feed it? Tuna sandwiches? Fried cockles? spiced cake with tea?

[desadist]

The blood of your enemies!

But, meat. Raw meat seems to be the best, but it depends on the cat.

[faeblooded]

Raw meat? That's easy! We can just get whatever from the butcher then!

[desadist]

Yuuuuop!

So, you're really gonna look after it?