Proper washing procedure...? Is there supposed to be a particular procedure to it? All you need to do is scrub it in water--with some of that clothing soap they sell here, I suppose.

[He's an ancient god, give him a break!]

Ah, I suppose you must be nobility though, to have such...refined opinions. It's lucky for both of us that most of the clothing sold here is of comfortable material, don't you think?