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[nobodylikeshim]

Let's play truth or dare! ☆*:.｡.o(⭐️≧▽≦💧)o.｡.:*☆

We have video option so playing out the dare is easy, right? (⭐️￣▽￣💧)

Everyone can throw down their own dare and truth to anyone and everyone! Why not? Why not? (ﾉ⭐️◕ヮ◕💧)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

Me first! I'll do dare. |ʘ‿ʘ💧)╯ Be gentle or not!

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[nobodylikeshim]

Also, your abilities are based on chroma instead of magoi now~

[ His own abilities are tied to chroma and so he cannot fight at his best anymore. It really breaks the heart!! ]

1/2

[pubertytwice]

_{[ why is he reminded of The Handler suddenly..........
no thank you???????????? that was the worst thing??? ]}

2/2

[pubertytwice]

_{[ Hisoka can't see him clenching his jaw, but it's happening. ]}

Everyone likes caffeine.
And every smart person like me likes alcohol.

_{[ So yeah. Not adorable at all. ]}

[wearingguess]

Yes, yes.
So, if I used up too much chroma on extravagant spells... et cetera.

[nobodylikeshim]

If you use too much chroma, you'd die.

[ He cannot help but chuckle a little now. ]

Like I said. Don't forget the basics.

[nobodylikeshim]

Mmmmm!
I like alcohol. ♥
And I like sweets. ♥

[ if it means anything, hisoka would think that's adorable even if five wasn't looking like a thirteen year old. ]

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[pubertytwice]

_{[ It is sort of cute for someone who has lived most of his life in isolation, yes. ]}

If you ever find yourself in the apocalypse, then, don't try the Twinkies.
They taste like absolute shit.

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[nobodylikeshim]

You've been there? ♦

I'll keep that in mind. ♥
I wish I had some advice to give, but the only advice I can give to you is the same I give to everyone. ♠
"Don't forget the basics." ♦

[winepouring]

[ Holding his chin in his hand in thought. ]

I can tell a truth instead? Let's go with truth instead, haha...

[ At least Hisoka (who still hasn't introduced himself...) is taking this well! That laughter feels very good-natured and not at all derisive. ]

[nobodylikeshim]

[ (Oops.)

He laughs in the same good-natured manner of before. ]

All right! [ A good truth! ] What is your most embarrassing memory?

[wearingguess]

I'll die when I run out of magoi, too.
Still, with chroma there is even less reason to worry! There is no upper limit on how much we can generate, after all.

[nobodylikeshim]

[ Hisoka let out a single sigh.

This child will probably die, and that's a real shame. But thankfully, death is not permanent in this world so either he'll learn or he won't learn. That'll be up to the child in question. ]

Anyway. My turn? I'll go with truth, again. [ Because he's disappointed and doesn't want to go with dare anymore. :( ]

[wearingguess]

Ah—all right, then.
Mm...
Is there a particular reason why you talk so much about killing and dying?

[nobodylikeshim]

Yes, there is.

[ He gives a small nod. ]

Fighting and killing strong opponents makes me really excited.

[wearingguess]

I see!
What kind of opponents do you usually take on, and for what reason?...
Oh, or do I need another truth to ask that?

[grilletto]

you owe me more than a dinner
a new sweater, cashmere
probably new pants too, leather

[ Sadly his dignity couldn't be returned to him or replaced. ]

[nobodylikeshim]

No, you don't have to worry about asking for another truth.

[ Hah-hah. ]

Like I said, they have to be strong. The only reason is because they're strong. But they have to be a certain kind of strong. [ Mmm. ] They have to fit my criteria. It has to do with the level that they fight, the ease of which they can use their abilities, so on and so forth.

Their strength isn't that their abilities are great or big or flashy, but because they are strong. I can't explain it anymore than that~

[nobodylikeshim]

shall i do all those things then? ♥

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[pubertytwice]

I grew up there, so I know may way around it, you could say.

_{[ More so than when everything was still standing. He had to ask the towing man where to find his mannequin girlfriend, you know. ]}

I don't really need any kind of advice from you, but thanks.
_{[ he??? guesses?? ]}

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[nobodylikeshim]

With your family?
That must have been rough. ♠

That's fair, but you are welcome. ♥

[ He loves being helpful in someone getting strong enough to be a threat~ ]

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[pubertytwice]

No. Just me.
You get used to it after 45 years.

_{[ He would have liked the company of his siblings, but he's thankful they never got to experience what he did. Five could have gone without finding their dead, grown up bodies, though. That was kind of horrific for his kid-self to discover when he first appeared there. ]}

The peace and quiet, I mean.
And the lack of a full balanced meal.

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[nobodylikeshim]

Ah?
Did you use your life energy to regress your age? ♠
No, that doesn't seem right. ♦
Something else happened, hm?

[ He knows Nen Masters that make themselves look younger out of vanity but Five doesn't seem vain in that sense~ ]

I would have been bored. ♠
I don't mind lack of a full balanced meal, though. ♥

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[pubertytwice]

You seem to like games and shit. Maybe try to figure it out yourself. If I had my way, though, I wouldn't be young again. So you're right. Something else did happen.

I would think someone like you who thrives from amusement off of others wouldn't have lasted very long.

_{[ He doesn't expound on what he means, but some days were difficult for him and he thought about giving up and let death take its course, but he's a little too ambitious for that. ]}

[nobodylikeshim]

I do! ♥️
Let's see... you traveled backwards in time and your body didn't deal with the strain too well. ♠️

I think that since you were talking about your family before. ♥️

I probably wouldn't have! I do like people too much to be in a place without them. ♥️
Besides, I am far too messed up a person to live on as the only human left. I like people too much to not be the sole survivor. ♣️

[winepouring]

My most embarrassing memory... [ Well, it would have been what he just asked him to do, but he's thankfully not pushed that. He continues holding his chin in thought. Over the centuries, he's sure he's embarrassed himself a lot, but he doesn't really hold onto those memories for long. The good memories will always wash away the petty, little, bad memories.

So, he has to think. The most recent one would have been at the Mid-Autumn Festival, when... ]

Haha...

[ He freezes for a moment, somehow going paler as he awkwardly laughs at the memory. Embarrassing? The most embarrassing thing in the three realms for him is his believers' questionable ideas about him and his brother!!

Shi Qingxuan flicks his fan open, hiding his face behind it as he fans himself. ]

Well, there was one time recently where some people thought I was having a relationship with someone? They announced it in front of everyone! All of my colleagues! It was incredibly embarrassing for both of us, haha... Rumors like that can ruin someone's image, you know.