Well people seem to think I'm off-putting, but honestly I'm just a pretty pitiful and miserable person.

[He admits it so easily...

Of course people mostly avoid him because he's a meddler and says things that tend to be... More than a little unsettling. It doesn't help that bad luck tends to follow people who get close to him.]

I would never kidnap anyone. And I've never met a demon so I don't think I would really have any reference to accuse anyone else of being one.

[... He doesn't comment on the threatening or stealing body parts bit. Oops.]