Naughty humans lose their leg leaning privileges. It's a mutual punishment wherein nobody wins. For a moment, Karkat was quiet. He took the time to listen whilst rubbing one of his eyes. "What a shitshow." He grumbled. He can't say he was surprised, Chroma seemed like the alpha and omega around here.
Pointed ears flicked upright at the mention of danger. "Dave," Karkat spoke seriously, firmly. "That has to be one of the stupidest ideas you have ever forced me to endure listening to. And you have a lot of ideas that are really fucking dumb." The troll heaved an audible and somewhat dramatic sigh. Time to do some educating, and it isn't because he is concerned. Nope.
"You do realise that when we get kicked out of planet cuddlefuck here, they put us back? Right where we left, too. Same timeline, down to the Goddamn second like we didn't even leave. So, what's the point?" In a way, Karkat feels... Relieved? "Jumping through timelines like the intrusive shitstain you are will only fuck things up. If you die, or get lost, or anything, then what? We're down a Dave. As blissful as it sounds to be spared from your inane comments every hour of the day, I don't want that. Your timeline doesn't need that. Also, it's fucking wasteful. Use your Chroma for something that's actually useful."
Look. He was frustrated in a sense, too. Everything was beyond his control. Karkat is somewhere new and confused, but... "Make the most of it or something. When the Universe finally comes to its senses and punts your ass back to where it belongs, everything continues. Take advantage instead of wasting your time and money jumping through timelines like a hopbeast on drone season."
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Pointed ears flicked upright at the mention of danger. "Dave," Karkat spoke seriously, firmly. "That has to be one of the stupidest ideas you have ever forced me to endure listening to. And you have a lot of ideas that are really fucking dumb." The troll heaved an audible and somewhat dramatic sigh. Time to do some educating, and it isn't because he is concerned. Nope.
"You do realise that when we get kicked out of planet cuddlefuck here, they put us back? Right where we left, too. Same timeline, down to the Goddamn second like we didn't even leave. So, what's the point?" In a way, Karkat feels... Relieved? "Jumping through timelines like the intrusive shitstain you are will only fuck things up. If you die, or get lost, or anything, then what? We're down a Dave. As blissful as it sounds to be spared from your inane comments every hour of the day, I don't want that. Your timeline doesn't need that. Also, it's fucking wasteful. Use your Chroma for something that's actually useful."
Look. He was frustrated in a sense, too. Everything was beyond his control. Karkat is somewhere new and confused, but... "Make the most of it or something. When the Universe finally comes to its senses and punts your ass back to where it belongs, everything continues. Take advantage instead of wasting your time and money jumping through timelines like a hopbeast on drone season."