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[codecmoment]

Hey! If you're down by the Groves, be careful: there's a really mean goose there! Or, goose-like animal, since this is an alien planet. It chased me around and took my glasses and I had to get a new pair. ｡ﾟ(ﾟ´Д｀ﾟ)ﾟ｡

Hopefully the Grove staff can deal with it, but avoid going for any nice autumn walks today. I heard it honking at some people as I was stumbling around blind.

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[torsion]

That was a joke, you know.

Anyway I'll pick you up when you've got the time.

[codecmoment]

Oh... sorry.

[ :C ]

I'll message you when I've got some time free in the near future.

[sassian]

Message read at 1:32pm


Darkness unfurls suddenly from behind Hal. A long arm reaches out...

Emet-Selch gooses him in the ass.

[torsion]

Not that I wasn't hoping you had one, ha ha.

Just so you know I don't mean I'm literally going to pick you up, either. In case you're looking forward to that.

[codecmoment]

Huh, it got cold suddenly, he thinks, an odd creeping sensation making hairs stands up on his neck.

Then there's a frightened shriek and he lashes back at whatever just grabbed him, electricity sparking from his fingertips. Magic courtesy of his special bracelet.

[sassian]

It's not very effective.

Emet-Selch looks down at his hand and frowns as he shakes it out.

"Was that really necessary?"

[codecmoment]

"You just appeared in my home and grabbed me!"

His hands were still sparking, but otherwise he stays still. It was a mistake to let someone know where he lived. Especially one that could just teleport in.

[envoyoftwilight]

Oh, so you don't cook at all, then. We could always hunt the goose down and take it someone else who could cook it instead. I don't cook. It's not a good idea to trust me with that kind of thing.

DIP

[profanation]

Oh, no.
Most animals don't come that close, you know!
But this one... well.
I think it fears neither man, nor god, nor daemon!

[codecmoment]

God, I wish that were me.

[profanation]

I miss my thermos, Hal.

[codecmoment]

Do you want me to get you another one?

[profanation]

Goodness, no, I've more than enough to replace one if I need it!
But that's very sweet of you.
:)

[codecmoment]

Read at 1:35pm

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[codecmoment]

ardyn he teleported into my house

[profanation]

The goose?

[codecmoment]

no! who do you know that can teleport!!
he is a big mean goose though

[profanation]

I know at least two and suspect more!
But I assume from your description you meet my good friend Emet-Selch.
That is a good description of him.

[codecmoment]

I regret ever having him over.

[profanation]

Not to worry, Hal!
You can easily catch him using the same technique used to catch a goose.
If I may copy and paste...

"To hold or carry a goose: Catch it by the neck. Pull the bird close to your body. Reach down with your other arm and wrap it around the bird's body, holding the wings in place and grasping both legs with one finger between the legs."

Hope that helps ;)

[codecmoment]

He's a head taller than me!

[profanation]

More neck to grab! :D

[codecmoment]

i can't believe i've had sex with both of you.

[profanation]

lol

[sassian]

"Please, you must admit I was provoked."

He brushes imaginary dust off of the arm that got zapped.

"In any case, shouldn't you be relieved that I am here to protect you in case the goose breaks in?"