If I hated it, I'd find me a lawyer. [And he really doesn't mind, even if Avdol's too fucking nice for his own good.

The tentacles popping free? Okay, also kind of weird, but bizarre's the name of the fucking series so like, you know, he just kind of shrugs it off.]

I mean, you kinda do, in a way. [With the moonlacing and all!] No idea. I've only had it braided once. I've only had it this long for a little over a year.

[But hell yeah, get crazy man. Abbacchio's sitting on his couch, making space for Avdol.]