text; un: ruffestrabbit

[zunge]

I'm bored and hungry.

The best and worst pizza toppings. Discuss.

[Just a little shitstirring while he waits for the pizza he ordered to arrive.]

Comments

text, un: BB

[systembreaker]

[ attachment: pizza.jpg ]

un: glory

[nodus]

Best: no preference.

Worst: probably olives.

[zunge]

And which is that supposed to be? Best, or worst?

[zunge]

Why olives?

[hoasen]

One of my colleagues makes really good pizza that I can't even say there is a worst topping.

[nodus]

They make the pizza look pretty unappetizing.

[zunge]

The taste is more important.

[zunge]

Really? I thought everyone had an opinion about pizza toppings. Can that person make even the most revolting food taste good on pizza?

[ciao]

worst toppings: pineapple, canned spaghetti, any fried foods, "hot dogs", spam, bananas, corn, macaroni and cheese, let's just put pasta in general

best: basil, mozzarella, sun-dried tomatoes


i'm sorry, i need a moment. i had some very unpleasant flashbacks

[hoasen]

Perhaps! You could put him to the test. He's here. He's a very personable individual so I can leave contact details.

[systembreaker]

Depends on how much you like your tongue burned and then soothed immediately afterwards.

text; un: oniichan

[immature]

[this seems like a harmless post where Osomatsu will not make a complete ass of himself]

best: everything
worst: nothing

[nodus]

Sometimes the taste isn't enough to save it.

But I don't like the taste of olives either.

[zunge]

If you say so.

I like them well enough. They have a good texture.

[zunge]

If you let the pizza cool off enough first you won't burn—

Wait, are jalapenos one of those hot spicy things?

[zunge]

There are some topping too offensive to exist.

[immature]

like what
what could possibly be bad on pizza

[zunge]

Some of those 'worst' ones I've never heard of as toppings. who would eat canned spaghetti at all, let alone on pizza? the best pasta is fresh and it never occurred to me to mix pizza and pasta.

[And yet they are his two favorite foods.]

[zunge]

Anchovies. They're salty and sour and gross.

[immature]

oh those little fish guys?
idk i like them
now im really hungry

[zunge]

I'll think about it. It might be a funny challenge.

[ciao]

i can't imagine anyone being desperate enough to eat canned spaghetti on it's own let alone include it on pizza...
and yet...
i'm sorry i had to sit through a video of the new zealand pm sharing his best pizza recipe
nothing was made from scratch an it was slathered with canned spaghetti and pineapple chunks

a lot of those other pizza toppings i've see on frozen pizzas from the uk
or just pizza specials from other places

[hoasen]

Wouldn't it? I think you're talking to him already.
Anyway, I'm not very picky so I wouldn't say there is a worst. Considering back home, we have one influenced by the idea of pizza. Just using a rice paper base.

[zunge]

I am? Which one?

Rice... paper. They make paper out of rice too, huh. Wouldn't that burn?

[zunge]

That PM must not have working taste buds. He should have hired a chef to come up with one instead.

I'm only familiar with the pizza the cooks at home made and what they have in the part of Japan I've lived the past few years. They got some weird stuff there, but most of it wasn't bad.