DEAR ABBA | text | un: fantasma

[teaserving]

so i noticed a lot of you guys just love to go anonymous and ask for insight or whatever
however
i'm a well of knowledge and ready to tell you how to not fuck yourself up more

so here it is
leone abbacchio ready to give you life advice
submit your questions and i'll give you an answer for the life guidance you obviously need

feel free to go anonymous or not i promise i dont give a shit

Comments

[teaserving]

bite his fucking tongue

[doreimi]

How about a kick in the shins?

[teaserving]

that's pretty good but you really should just bite his tongue too
maybe bite it OFF

[doreimi]

But then I'd have his tongue in my mouth even more than I did already.

Well, part of it, at least.

[teaserving]

true but spitting the tongue back in his face would be satisfying

[doreimi]

and GROSS. There'd be blood and stuff, I bet.

[teaserving]

the sacrifices we make in order to terrorize men

[doreimi]

All right, well, I'll definitely keep that in mind. It's a little too late for one guy, but all the others yet to come better watch out.

[teaserving]

slay them
it's what they deserve

[doreimi]

Good to know!

Here's a more serious question, too. Does moonlacing really feel as great as everybody says it does?

[teaserving]

i think it depends on who you do it with
but with the right person it's kind of incredible

[doreimi]

Better than just...you know. Doing it without the influence of the moons and stuff?

[teaserving]

i mean i guess i dont think about it in that way
the moons influence you yeah but it's not as if i cant resist the urge

and honestly i used to getting close to a lot of people physically
i dont mind it as much now

[doreimi]

That's what I think, too. The moons make it a little more complicated, but it's not like you stop having free will.

It was my first kiss, by the way. The tongue guy.

[teaserving]

well
i figured a bit
i think i know who you are but im not gonna call you out

[unlike everyone else apparently]

[doreimi]

I don't know if this confirms your hunch or not, but you always know who I am.

[teaserving]

yeah it does :)

[doreimi]

:P

So what's all that up there about Mista sticking his hands up your shirt?

I think based on your advice you're supposed to cut his hands off now.

[teaserving]

i suplexed him so that's just as good

anyway. he wanted to know if grabbing someone's chest could make faster chroma
so he god a freebie grab
and then he did it again under my shirt and that was a no-go

[doreimi]

Oh, so the number of freebie grabs is limited to one?

Hmm, I guess that means I owe him one.

1/2

[teaserving]

why are both of you concerned about the number of groping opportunities

[teaserving]

that's none of my business but PLEASE LEAVE ME OUT OF THIS

[doreimi]

I'm not, it's just my job to wind you up. :P

[teaserving]

you're so mean :(

[doreimi]

I'm really not. I let you borrow a cat.