un: joyd ( voice ) forward dated to after the event!

[teased]

[ So, after all that nonsense of becoming a ghost, Tyki finally -- finally -- sat down and got a proper understanding of his device. After a little fiddling he's at least confident enough that he won't somehow manage to make somewhat of a fool of himself, because the subject of the matter is already Top Tier Clownery™.

The screen flashes with a few images of this woman, mainly of her either sleeping or making tea. There's literally no in between. ]

Right. So I'm giving away my roommate. [ His voice is charming enough, accompanied by a drawl, despite being so blunt and to the point. ] She's something like a cat, I guess... all she ever does is sleep and wake up to eat as many sweets as she physically can before taking another nap. She's also prone to stealing you clothing, if you're into that.

[ There's a short pause, as if he's mentally going down a list of pros and cons. ]

Nothing really good to say other than she's cute with her mouth shut. So yeah, place your bets -- unless you wanna try giving me advice on how to raise a pet.

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[teased]

You probably weren't thinking.

[ He'll just... go ahead and say it out loud, I guess!! ]

I'll try. [ A quick pause. ] I can't read her mind. I'm assuming it's because she's too lazy to buy her own, but waking up to her crawled in my shirts isn't exactly cute.

[im_gonna_heal_u]

[ Konoka will just... take that insult 'cause she deserves it, but the other thing... ]

Yikes. Someone who doesn't fit in your shirts could cause damage!

[ Konoka can't see too much of the person in question, or at least can't compare her to this man, but she was hazarding a guess on what kind of damage could be done to borrowing other peoples' clothes without asking. ]

[teased]

The damage is the fact that I know she's not going to be giving them back.

[ At least that's what he assumes. Because she'll start spouting how he'd never wash it or something gross... ]

[im_gonna_heal_u]

So she's a clothes thief?!

[ She tries to say that with Dramatic Seriousness, but she can only keep it up for so long. ]

Okay, okay, seriously. My condolences, but I don't think I can help you with her. It's a struggle keeping my stuff in line with Chromawear as it is.

[teased]

... Yes? I mean she's definitely not taking my clothes with permission, or else I wouldn't be that upset.

[ Because if she asked he'd swiftly deny her. ]

So, I'm still a little new, mind explaining what Chromawear is supposed to be? Is that just... what they call clothes here? [ It's the first he's actually bothered to hear it. ]

[im_gonna_heal_u]

Chromawear actually refers to specialized clothes that can take any shape you want, as long as you wear some sort of 'base' clothing underneath. It's for people who transform into weird things like having tentacles out of their back or having deer horns during the moons. It eats up Chroma to maintain itself though so I don't like wearing it outside those occasions.

[teased]

[ Bro what. ]

Tentacles? ... This is a joke, right? How is having tentacles in any form supposed to be a "blessing"?

[im_gonna_heal_u]

Don't look at me! This is just one of the things the Iris Moon can give you.

I'm just lucky it keeps my hair in check instead of like, sprawling all over my back.

[teased]

Right, riiight. [ Slow and languid, his voice sounds both equally intrigued and bored in a way. In all honesty he's just thankful that the Sanguis moon blessed him without... tentacles. ]

It's attached to your hair?

[im_gonna_heal_u]

It practically IS my hair nowadays.

[ Konoka gave a cursory look at one of her long strands. ]

Barely any thicker than my regular hair, just more gothy and colorful, I guess.

[teased]

So these blessings start sticking with us over time? [ That's inconvenient. ]

Let me see, I'm interested.

[im_gonna_heal_u]

Some of 'em do. It depends on the person.

I know this hair of mine stayed like this when I got a Dusklight Bracelet, so depending on what you like (or don't like) you'll need to be careful with those, okay?

[teased]

So there are also items here the effect our blessings? [ Like innocence? He's trying to understand this -- but that would mean that Tyki had a firm grasp on innocence to begin with. And he does, fortunately. ] I want to get a look at it, show it to me.

[im_gonna_heal_u]

Yeah, sure.

[ Konoka takes a moment to actually move it off of her wrist and show the Dusklight Bracelet. She even turns it to show off more of what it looks like. ]

You can usually catch these at the Ware Wolf Shop. That place sells a bunch of trinkets like this.

[teased]

I'm going to assume that they're being sold at a pretty big price. [ He clicks his tongue. The woes of being new to the area and not with a proper amount of chroma already saved. ]

[im_gonna_heal_u]

I don't think they're that expensive? The real challenge is just getting a hold of the guy.