[Video] Zhao Yunlan Made His First Post to the Network

[zhaoyunlanmadeajournal]

[ Just because it's probably afternoon doesn't mean a man can't still be in his pajamas. And smoking at the same time. These are normal things for a man that usually works all hours. He can't be blamed for habits picked up from the chaotic life of the leader of a Supernatural Special Investigation Team.

Don't judge.

He lets out a big sigh and scratches the stubble on his chin with his thumbnail. ]

Ah... so, I didn't expect my bathroom to be haunted today. Can I borrow someone's shower?

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voice — un: dontannoyme

[pushpin]

Hard no. Don't want mine haunted neither.

Text

[shenweihasaheadache]

[And this only, and only because Shen Wei isn't quite comfortable with the video function yet, and it has nothing to do with him not figuring out the network.]

I would have assumed your line of work took care of little problems like that.

voice;

[critattack]

[ Hm. Exorcising someone's bathroom is ... well, that is beneath someone like Liu Qingge to get involved in. Normally, he would leave that for others to concern themselves with, but it could become something dangerous later.

He sighs and asks: ]

Do you require a cultivator?

[ Nobody freak out! He only figured out how to turn everything to voice because he didn't want to worry about texting. ]

video | un: demonchef

[satanslash]

[A bathroom haunting, huh? Not the first time Rin has dealt with that.]

Need some help?

[Please ignore that he looks a little... demon-y himself.]

[resenting]

The saddest part is that I actually believe that...

video, un: shang yu

[zooming]

[ A haunted bathroom? Really? The other person doesn't seem too concerned about it.]

How did it get haunted?

text; un: Red

[fafa]

Just how haunted are you talking about?

voice

[zhaoyunlanmadeajournal]

Ah. So you think I'm the one that's haunted?

[pushpin]

Think anything I don't want in my bathroom constitutes a hauntin'. For bugs'n scum, there's chemicals; for a shit, there's the flush. What I got for you?

Preventative maintenance.

Text

[zhaoyunlanmadeajournal]

[ Oh! Good! Look who it is! What a relief. ]

Well, I could, but I'd rather be washed first.

voice;

[zhaoyunlanmadeajournal]

Maybe, after I get to shower. The mirror seems to be the big issue here. A little creepy, right?

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[zhaoyunlanmadeajournal]

That depends on whether or not my bathroom will still be usable when you're done helping.

[ Demon-y doesn't bother him. He works with plenty of demon-y people... but he also knows the collateral that comes along with a good exorcism sometimes. ]

voice; un: bardo

[innkeeps]

[ hmm, how does the video function work— ah, fuck it. ]

Bad idea to say something like that on this thing. You're gonna get too many offers.

[zhaoyunlanmadeajournal]

I've got no reason to lie about it to a buncha strangers.

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[zhaoyunlanmadeajournal]

Eh? If I knew that, I'd have done something about it... but all I've got to work with are a toilet that keeps flushing itself and a mirror that keeps trying to write me letters.

text

[zhaoyunlanmadeajournal]

Annoyingly haunted but not dangerously haunted.

voice

[zhaoyunlanmadeajournal]

You'd think! For better or worse, everyone wants to come exorcise my bathroom. Lucky me, since I don't have any tools or staff on hand to help me out with it like I normally would.

[satanslash]

[Oh good!]

Well, if it ain't violent I can usually get 'em to go away without a fight.

[resenting]

All the evidence pretty much backs you up anyway.

I guess I don't particularly mind if it's just a shower, but I expect something in return.

Information, goods, or an agreement to buy from me in the future are all good enough.

[zooming]

And it's really ghosts? Sounds awful, I hope they don't stay too long in your apartment. But I suppose that sounds better than them being scary.

[shenweihasaheadache]

[Can you... Not bring up showering at stranger's? For his sanity?]

I am sure you will be able to put up with a ghost or two for however long your shower will take.

[zhaoyunlanmadeajournal]

Or I could use yours. Since you're here. And then I can deal with it.

[shenweihasaheadache]

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You could have asked me from the start.

[zhaoyunlanmadeajournal]

I figured you'd get sidetracked by the bathroom haunting situation.

[shenweihasaheadache]

Which is clearly not your priority.

You should probably bring your sleepwear too. Just in case.