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[varnish]

Hmmm...

[The feed starts with the sound of rustling paper and soon enough someone’s thigh comes into frame. Long legs crossed, prim and proper. A hardbound book settled atop their lap. Perhaps this is an accidental broadcast? Well, you might as well enjoy the view while you can, in that case.

But, no. With how the stranger on the other end speaks with another casual flip of a page, this is very much intentional.]

As I thought. [he says with a disappointed sigh, one hand lifting his device up to eye level. Or. You know. More chest than eye level. But hey, at least you can enjoy this view too.] I’ve done every one of these.

[A bit of shifting and the cover of the book in Belial’s lap comes into view: 1069 Sexplosive Positions for Your Pleasure. Classy.]

I do have to wonder~ in a place as infatuated with physical contact as this, you can’t all be that innocent, can you? So...

What’s your favorite position~?

(( ooc: Please comment on his Opt In/Out Post if you have the chance! ))

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[varnish]

[Now this is a complicated position, isn't it? Bit too fancy for his tastes, but hey. Sex is sex, pleasure is pleasure.]

Mm, looks a little more like acrobatics, doesn't it?

[But he'll spare her the embarrassment and turn the book back around.]

Too complicated for you?

[hoasen]

[Jaw dropped she looks a bit more to see the limb placement. On closer inspection, it's not impossible, it's just that there is two people that the tangle looks a bit...tangled. Can't believe she just strategised this. It's not a battle, god.

He's right, it's acrobatics. And she would breathe relief once he turned it around.]

Who said it was too complicated? Well, there is no point in it but it doesn't mean it's impossible.

[Now she just feels challenged to debate him on this, but it's also because she's trained in hand to hand combat. Limbs needs to be a bit more flexible sometimes, dude.]

[varnish]

[It's kinda pretzel-y, sure. But he wouldn't get caught up in the details.]

Hoh~?

[Here's where he props his elbow up on one of the armrests and his chin in his hand. Sure he's smarmy, but at least he's stylish.]

Are you going to test that theory?

[hoasen]

[Nothing like kicking another person's ass to get you more flexible!

He really does look stylish too, even while he's so self-assured like this. And he's handsome but she wouldn't be caught dead admitting that to him while he's in this kind of mood.]

How would I even test that theory?

[varnish]

[Please just admit it. You'll hurt yourself it you don't.]

Oh, you know. You'll need time, space... and a willing partner.

[hoasen]

[L-LOOK...she'll...suffer through it. Probably.

Also, this sounds suspicious. Helpful, but suspicious. Good thing she put this as a private message.]

Time, space, and a willing partner. Something tells me that someone who is willing to give me all three is very close.

[varnish]

[As for Belial, it's a damn shame this has to be private at all. It's so fun being an exhibitionist.

He drums his fingers against the armrest and hums.]

Now who could that be~?

[hoasen]

[Not everything has to be out and free, Belial! There is something to say about keeping it private too!

He wants to play coy, she can attempt to. She taps her chin.]

Hmm, I wonder? Who do you think it could be?

[varnish]

[He waits a few seconds longer. Thinking. Thinking...

Then with a shrug he goes back to flipping through his book.]

Lemme know when you find them~

[hoasen]

[Thinking thinking...well he sat back, how cheeky! She can't help but scoff.

Though...]

Should I find someone, why would I be telling you?

[varnish]

[Sorry, girl. He can't help it.]

So I can hit them up later, of course~

[hoasen]

[She'll have her revenge. One day. Watch out for it.]

Goodness, I wouldn't want to subject them to something like that.

[varnish]

[He looks forward to it. Yes, even as he pouts at her.]

Oho? Come on, it's polite to share.

[hoasen]

[His pout only fuels her?!]

Absolutely not. You'll have to work for it.

[varnish]

[Stamps feet. He don’t wanna.]

Is everyone here that into humiliation play?

[hoasen]

[H-humiliation play! Also he's such a petulant child!]

It is not like that at all! [...She thinks.] Working for it does not mean you're going to be humiliated. Unless that is what you are into. Then I will have to reconsider how one would make you work.

[varnish]

[Mama~]

I could be. But I could also be into it~ Only one way to know for sure, right?

[He leans in his seat, grinning wider with his chin in his hand.]

Better take me for a spin~

[hoasen]

[You've been a very bad boy--wait.

On one hand, don't give in! On the other hand, she almost can't say no to challenges.]

You're absolutely incorrigible. I suppose the question that follows is, I wonder if you would like what would be in store?

[varnish]

[Always.]

Do you think someone as incorrigible as me could hate anything?

[hoasen]

[Damn, Belial.]

Hmm, very well. Perhaps I will allow it. To test your resolve. That is, if you are able to locate me.

[varnish]

You have a distinct scent. I'm sure I can track it down no problem~

[Belial ew]

[hoasen]

[SERIOUSLY BELIAL?!

...She's a little quiet at that first, but curiosity also killed the cat.]

I dare you to try.

[varnish]

[Yes.]

Careful now. There's no taking that dare back later~

[hoasen]

[She sighs and nods.]

I do not say what I do not mean.

[varnish]

[There's a pause... a fairly long pause... then,]

Look behind you.

[He's not really there of course. He's just fucking with you.]