Brutal. Completely correct, but brutal all the same! And that just means that I have to make good on my threats so that you understand how grave this is.

Just to make it better, I'll bring over some biscuits. Nothing fancy I'm afraid, but...I can't just let you use up your tea without repaying the favour! And...Are you sure I can come over now? I really will if you're alright with it, but I don't want you to feel obliged just because you love me so terribly and can't bear the thought of breaking my heart. I promise I'll bear it for you.