text; un: aphrodite

[wingstosee]

ok. so.
i got most of this already? i think, at least.
there's chroma, and demi-chroma, and you get frisky to get... chroma? yeah. demi-chroma you have to mine.
so i'll try not to ask about any of that stuff

but i guess my big question is
is this anyone else's second big trip offworld?
like. has anyone else here gone through this whole "kidnap and wake up somewhere else" thing
because even if this place is way better than duplicity i would really kind of... rather not? keep popping around in different places.
is this a condition? do i have teleportitis or something fake like that basically.

also, if anyone here knows... uh. jeez. jupiter, neptune, saturn, ren, reverie... actually if anyone here recognizes "venus?" that's probably easier. let me know if you remember me i guess

also also, do piercings heal up when you come here or is that just a devil thing. just curious. it's a hypothetical question i guess.

also also also, does any place around here do piercings cheap? i'm kind of broke. like not hypothetically broke.

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aphrodite; txt

[wingstosee]

haha! same here. for sure
i mean, i didn't really get to do much of that back home?
but the SECOND place i went was crazy.
one time i woke up in someone's lap on a ghost cruise ship because i guess i fell asleep during a blowjob??
still counted i guess.

sorry is that really tmi??
i have no idea what this place is supposed to be like at this point.

[notblayde]

sounds like you went somewhere pretty similar to here. at least that transition won't be too difficult?

I really don't think there's a TMI for this place. not that I've seen, yet. that's tamer than most sexual escapades I've heard of anyway

[wingstosee]

i mean. nobody’s been shot in the head for being a bad sub or sent to sex brainwashing yet that i can see?
so hopefully it’s even easier around here
but that’s good to know. i kind of lost the ability to tell around a month or two in at the last place

[notblayde]

christ! no, i've never heard of anyone being shot here
were you in some kind of terrible 50 Shades dystopia??

[wingstosee]

um. maybe??
was that the fanfic that got turned into a book? because my mom said that was one of satan's tools
she said a lot of stupid stuff like that though

[notblayde]

yes! and she's right, that book is so bad only a demon looking to punish humanity could have written it

[ no matt that's not what that means ]

[wingstosee]

hey, cut us some slack here
i mean, i didn't write it??

[ that's. also not what matt meant. hm. ]

[notblayde]

i'd hope not, i haven't found any holy water here to protect me from that level of evil

[wingstosee]

okay actually um
while we're on that topic
does holy water like... actually work?
because it sounds kind of like bullshit, but crazier stuff has happened, so.

that seems like something relevant i should probably know

[notblayde]

you know i never got a chance to test what i got - sure it was from ebay but the seller was a priest and had high reviews

[wingstosee]

oh. oof
yeah that definitely seems like a bad sign.
or a good sign if you need holy water? idk. definitely not getting any closer to it than before

did they look like real reviews?
sometimes they just make a bunch of accounts and say the same things
you have to check to make sure

[notblayde]

trust me, i verified every review. only about 5% were bought

if nothing else it looked nice on the shelf

[wingstosee]

oh wow.
well. dang.
sounds like it’s probably the real deal then.

just making sure it’s not with you or anything right

[notblayde]

afraid not. everything that wasn't on me got destroyed with the earth

[wingstosee]

okay wait hold up
earth got destroyed??
that's kind of burying the lead don't you think????

wait was it demons?
or is this just. something completely unrelated

[notblayde]

honestly at this point it's kind of fun to see everyone's reaction

it was aliens, by the way

[wingstosee]

what the heck!!
like i kind of figured aliens were real
since i met like. ten in the last place we were in, and also woke up in a spaceship today
but do they really just blow the earth up???

[notblayde]

oh i always knew, no one believed me until then
10? were they zin or something else?
(& yes, but we got plenty revenge)

[wingstosee]

uh i don't know what zin means but i'm assuming it's a type of alien?
in which case probably not.
one of them was a troll. i remember that much at least

also nice. i think
i mean, humanity might also have had it coming??
but you seem cool enough outside the holy water stuff
so idk i'm gonna call it a good thing

[notblayde]

yes! they're a brutish, warlike species. their leader was... annoying, to say the least
but we killed him so there's no trouble there

honestly even if he didn't destroy earth he was enough of a prick to get what was coming to him

[wingstosee]

holy shit.

you sound like you've had. an interesting time??
holy crap. i think we were still trying to get into space back home