You're under one and you don't even know what it is. I wish I could say that never happens, but that's usually exactly how it happens. Fuck me. This is gonna be difficult. I hate difficult.

[Try explaining a geas when you're under one that you can't talk about. That's fun.] It's a strong enchantment. You have to follow the stipulations of it exactly or it gets bad. Have you tried resisting your orders? I don't recommend it.