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[billionth]

so hey how do u tell some1 they smell real strong lately like not bad or anythin but just smell

more??//

is there a nice way 2 do it

am i a weirdo for smellin my buddy i dont' mean 2


hlep please

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[getstoned]

sure, maybe once he's more settled with his sanguis stuff we could meet up and get to know each other. it'd be nice to get to know the people from your hometown since it looks like nobody i know is showin up.

[billionth]

idk snagus is new 2 me

the pillow bit was a joke tho LOL thats not snagus!!!! idk were all horny aliens now so ig it could b legit



ofc he had nice things 2 say abt me tho we're bffs ride or die u kno??? he saved my ass so many times
id be dead wo him actual lit dead and idk if i helped him that much but i kinda hope so so i dont feel like a useless shit LOL. it kinda scares me coz hes so rad and ppl love him lots but then theres me dumb old Okuyasu taggin after him so its like what if he finds a new alien friend and he doesnt wanna be round me

anyway

guess were all figurin this shit out together which is not so bad!!!!

[wearingguess]

Is it really any weirder than smelling your friend? Especially smelling your friend, and thinking about smelling your friend, to the extent that you even posted about it on social media and asked for advice about how you ought to respond to your friend's smell?

[billionth]

yo dude

u could be

mr. mr.

LOL

ur wife will be mrs. mrs.

[nipzips]

[ other people can read this but whatever, fuck whoever's reading this!!! let two guys have one (1) gay moment in peace ]

dude he's cool, y'know? try to be nice to him if you can. he's been a real one

oh shit, can you really do that??? i definitely wanna see this now [ and take videos.......... just give him time he's still doing his hair!!! okuyasu should know this takes forever ]

[grilletto]

fuck off
stop that

[billionth]

YEH ITS A LIL WEIRDER THATS A FUCKIN STRANGER

IM TALKIN ABT MY BFF I ALREADY KNOW HOW HE SMELLS WE HANG OUT ALL THE TIME ITS JUST THAT IM SMELLIN HIM MORE

[billionth]

sry i was mean 2 u man u need all the friends u can get

i got u

mr. mr.

[wearingguess]

Did I tell you to smell a stranger? I said "anyone else." That includes your other friends!
And while you are at it, perhaps your other friends should try smelling your BFF. Otherwise how can you tell whether it's you who are able to smell more, or it's him who has more of a smell?

[getstoned]

i wouldn't doubt it, some gross stuff happens with other blessings. like super gross.

but hey, you're lucky if all you're dealing with is smelling things a little better.

dude, bro, i think you're worrying about all this too much. he sees something in you, so you're not some guy just taggin after him and he's not gonna replace you with an alien. he likes you, so give yourself a little more credit.

oh yeah, guess i should say my name's jolyne cujoh since he wants us to actually meet sometime.

ty........im lovin alucard too, he's a real g

[billionth]

oh SHIT bro thats good now u can eat all the food u want if u did eat food


id eat all the food i could w weird ingredients if it dont fuck u up or make u fat

wat abt fuckin

crosses

u good? wood steaks??

[desadist]

ohohoho!
i'd pay to watch you do something like that.

...
do you sleep together?

[billionth]

oh shit u got the alien horny bug 2 huh

im snagus parently and snagus makes ur nose go dumb? idk LOL

or do u smell when ur cordies???? thatd be hard bro im sry

[grilletto]

MY NAME IS MISTA
STOP

[nipzips]

there are a few people from my hometown around, actually. you've probably already met some of them ... you know rohan and reimi?

that's ... pretty rough though, you must miss them huh? i know you talked about that plankton person

[billionth]

i dont got my nose up his ass its not like thAT

we just live together so its like

all the place smells like him

and its rly nice

but weird coz it dont normally smell so strong its more just like yeh this is Josuke's pad but now its like JOSUKE JOSUKE JOSUKE EVERYWHERE

im gonna be honest w him tho ur rite i dont lie to my main man!!!

[billionth]

YEH u get it ur a smart dude big bro

r u rly a big bro????? thatd be cool i used 2 have a big bro

but yeh u got it 100% man its like WHOA we been together 4 ages and now its just he smells real

real loud but in smell terms

but were bffs so im gonna just be honest i think and if he gets worried abt his smell then im gonna save up rly hard and get him some sexy colones like u said

[nipzips]

[ it is a bit weird but he knows it's a sanguis thing!! ]

i'm wearing chanel, so that's probably what you're smelling

you into scents? i mean, besides during sanguis moon and all ... [ colognes!!! ]

[getstoned]

i've met rohan, he's a pretty chill guy. haven't met reimi yet tho, i don't think.

yeah, i miss 'em. even tho anasui was weird, he's an okay guy.

[nipzips]

a chill guy. you really think he's a chill guy. you definitely don't know him like i do ...

who's anasui?

[billionth]

THATS WAT IM SAYIN LOL

ur funny dude

im nijimura okuyasu

[getstoned]

he seemed nice enough to me, we piloted a mecha together. great bonding activity. take it you two don't get along?

he's someone i met in prison that decided to help me out, i still don't understand why he did that tho because we barely even talked before.

[billionth]

YEH BUT IM NOT DOIN IT ur weird u kno that

were not fuckin!!!!!!!! were just bffs and we hug for that sweet cash money u kno $$$$$$$

these two fools

[grilletto]

thanks i guess?
so
we're good now or whatever?

[billionth]

i dont rly got other friends here

or anywhere i guess LOL

just josuke and koichi who isnt here so it dont matter